Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

Serious! What do you call a tweeker with the same ailment?....A quarter pounder with a small amount of cheese! Hey it is the tasteless thread, want a link to a FB group of the same but way worse?

 

It's been opined that Trump doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. Of course he does, he can reach a hole in the ground.

 

I think it sounds a bit much, even for me but thank you.

 

Hmmmm, must have been a computer glitch, this post disappeared.
Why did Team Trump hold a presser in front of a landscaping store? As a public service to the reporters needing advice on the best boots for wading through excrement.

 

Turns out I posted this in another thread and it hadn't disappeared. My apologies to the computer.

 

two hardcore trump supporters die and ascend to heaven.

God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, “yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?”.

God says, "my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232”.

After a few seconds of stunned silence, the one guy turns to the other and whispers, “This goes higher up than we thought”.

 

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

 

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, "I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."

With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, "Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I don’t know, I thought you were watching."

 

I am a firm believer that if you haven't grown up by 50 you don't have to.

 

Can Tasteless Humor be true?

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Moi

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Yes.

 

Franz Kafka's parents come into his room one morning to wake him for work, only to discover their son has undergone metamorphosis into a disgusting insect. Upon seeing his son's sorry state, Mr. Kafka runs to his son's desk, grabs a tank of sea invertebrates, and dumps it out the window. Mrs. Kafka, appalled, asks him why he would do that. Mr. Kafka replies, "With Franz like this, who needs anemones?"

 

For those of you who don't know, a Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.

 

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down the street together. A juggler is performing on the street but there are so many people that the four men can't see the juggler. So the juggler goes on top of a platform and asks: "Can you see me now?" The four men answer: "Yes." "Oui." "Si." "Ja."

 

Guess who



The Mob

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Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress,
a man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he gets weak in the knees,
And he begins to think totally irrationally.

Ever stop to wonder why?


Well

It's because she smells like a new car!!


Sent from my iPad

 

Not to mention it at one time covered steaks on the hoof.