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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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  1. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Moi :oldman:




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    Spoken like a true woman.
     
    StillBlue, Jul 16, 2021
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    Half funny but you have to feel sorry for the dweeb in his red glasses.
     
    Sallyally, Jul 16, 2021
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    My initial thought was that these girls finally get a decent protein meal.
     
    Melb_muser, Jul 16, 2021
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    I have started experimenting with reading glasses and I have different colours for different strengths.

    If I'm Skyping with my girlfriend and happen to be tired and not in the mood I remember to wear my bright orange pair :bye:
     
    Melb_muser, Jul 16, 2021
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    Rough!

    A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.
    To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.

    Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, 'E-G-G'.

    'Very good,' says the teacher.
    Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T'.
    'Excellent.'
    Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him.
    'I had bugger all', he says, 'B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L'.
    The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer.

    Later when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions.
    Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Canada's east coast.
    When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the nutrition lesson and decides to give him a very difficult question.

    Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Pakistan border?'

    Johnny ponders the question and finally says, 'The Pakistan boarder is in bed with my mother.

    That's why I got bugger all for breakfast'
     
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    Hey, it's a thread dedicated to the tasteless, right?

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    Yes there is.
    There's a bloke wearing a tie with no shirt on.
    That's just wrong.
     
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    A Ford Fiesta :roflol:



    :flagcanada: I betchya
     
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    A 23 year old ford fiesta!?.. which would be amazing except it only has a littl eless than 70K miles.. maybe it has more hours from idling somewhere... they could pull an ignition wire or two to make that more effective
     
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