Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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  1. signalmankenneth

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    God never intended that anyone eat the crap they serve!

    Take away the grease and it's just a McDonald's Chicken Sandwich. But then it comes from the land where fatback is considered to be food and not just a lump of lard.
     
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    I start reading posts in the regular forums and start getting sucked in. Then I reach my limit with the nonsense where there is nothing left to say but "you people are truly fcking idiots"

    And so many righties using Russia Today as a source! Others quoting the bible and hitler. WTF

    This is a US owned forum, right? What has happened to the south?!?! This is starting to seem more like KGB Forums.
     
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    Thank you for sharing that tasteless piece of humour :aww:
     
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    @DennisTate ;)



    toi's Moi :oldman:




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    That is funny.....
    but if it is true that the Creator is first and foremost a Scientist and Inventor who just happens to be composed of Energy from Quantuum Vacuum........ then Ezekiel chapter thirty seven, Revelation chapter twenty combined with Romans chapters nine, ten and eleven..... imply an infinite number of time lines will be used to eventually save all of the lost........ (even those terrible bacon lovers)!

    www.CarbonBias.blogspot.ca/
     
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    I have decided to start following my political inclinations rather than my moral and ethical principles, and scientific knowledge.

    If you aren't planning to get vaccinated by now, don't bother. You are right. It is all a scam. It puts hair on your palms. They inject tracking devices so you can be tracked by the CIA. It makes you magnetic. It causes spontaneous human combustion. Your offspring will have tails. And you can be 100% confident that you are invincible.
     
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    Was funnier the first time. ;)
     
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    United Airlines is now requiring proof of vaccination for their passengers.

    So as to live up to their name, Delta Airlines will only allow people who are not vaccinated to fly. One-way tickets are on sale.
     
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    I finally get your name :aww:
     
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    In nursing homes here, palliative patients are given Rohypnol drops (for agitation) and this is dyed blue to prevent abuse.
    A blue mouth is a dead giveaway.
     
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    It's a dead giveaway to a Smurf too but for different reasons.
     
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    Ahem, yes, I know.
     
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    I knew a guy who, while in college, spent a night partying hard. He crashed but later woke up hungry. So he went into the kitchen to see what was in the fridge. But the light didn't work. But he remembered a box of doughnuts was in there. So he felt around, found the box, grabbed a doughnut or two, and ate them. The next morning when he awoke and went into the bathroom, he noticed it was blue all around his mouth. It took a moment for the horror of it to sink in: The doughnuts he ate were moldy!
     
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    You must be a hit at parties!
     

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