Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

No one I know eats crap like that. So yes it is a source of humor for parties.

It is time someone tells the truth. Chic-fil-A serves greasy crap just like most any fast food place. The only reason it is such a big deal is religious cultism.

 

Let's just call it Jesus Chicken and be done with it.

Eat this bread, drink this wine, chew this chicken, and slurp this grease in remembrance of me.

 

Where’s da joke here? On you?

 

Everything about the republicans is a joke. It's a sad, pathetic, destructive, deadly joke, but still a joke.

 

From Democrat’s perspective? Indubitably. The Democrat would not know any better.

No joke

 

Tis sure is a tasteless tread… here’s some class to it

 

I'm not a Democrat. Never have been. I was a Republican before you were crapping your diapers.

So yes, your comments are just more nonsense,

Go have some Jesus Chicken.

 

Selfie? (Joking)

 

It must be a selfie since you can see exactly where he keeps his Jesus chicken.

 

I didn't know they sold nuggets.

 

I tried sending my wife my dick pick, but it said the file size was too large!

 

That's what happens when you use zoom.

 

The girl who cuts my hair (Diane) has a friend who is a crazy right-wing conspiracy nut who has been terrorizing her about the vaccine. And while her friend's endless tales of nonsense did scare her for a time, Diane finally decided to get vaccinated. She was going in last night.

We talked about it and decided that after she tells her friend she got the shot, Diane is going to start faking feeling a magnetic pull on her arm whenever she is near metal objects.

 

I used to tell women I was dating that I was sending a dick pic. Then I would send a photo of Dick Cheney.

The women I date are usually too young to get that joke now. LOL!

I would also ask if they want to try my special drink. It is called a Cosby.

 

JEEEEEEZUZ!!!!

 

And here I thought I invented "Jesus Chicken". Well, I did, but not first.



Those protesters took to calling Chick-fil-A “Jesus Chicken,” meaning it to be derogatory. Some of Chick-fil-A’s diehards thought that suited them just fine, and happily took the label, along with a variation borrowing that other famous chicken place’s initials and dubbing it “JFC”.
https://medium.com/swlh/chick-fil-a...hicken-in-the-age-of-coronavirus-2513fe896651

 

But then perhaps there was a chicken Jesus who died on a grill for the sins of chickens everywhere.

I guess that would mean there were chicken apostles. Chicken Peter, Chicken James, Chicken Paul... And then there was his mother Chicken Mary, whose egg was never fertilized.

 

On a related note, Peter, Paul, and Mary went on to have a folk music band.



Puff was code for Jesus

 

1. My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, son," I told him.

 

I thought they did commercials.

Have you seen the Netflix series, The Kominski Method? They totally rip on reverse mortgages and implicitly, Tom Selleck.

 

"Rocket Powered" Blue Origin Dildos are now available at Amazon

 

Medications for mental issues can lead to uncontrolled movements; a condition called tardive dyskinesia.

So now they have a second medication to help control the side effects of the first medication...

But it can lead to suicide.

You can't make this stuff up!