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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    Melb_muser Well-Known Member Donor

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    Sounds like a true story!
     
    Melb_muser, Sep 11, 2021
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    Would not surprise me.
     
    Sallyally, Sep 11, 2021
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    @Bowerbird , I thought you might get a chuckle out of this one. ;)
     
    Derideo_Te, Sep 16, 2021
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    Support The Unvaccinated
    Reduce over population


    Moi     :oldman:



    STOP     :flagcanada:​
     
    Moi621, Sep 19, 2021
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    Ever notice the correlation being antivaxxers and/or antimaskers and their political affiliation?
     
    Derideo_Te, Sep 20, 2021
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    A priest has a heart attack, and is rushed to the hospital. He wakes up as he's being rushed through the hospital on a gurney by two nurses. "Am I in heaven?" asks the disoriented priest. "No" says one of the nurses. "We're just taking a short cut through the children's ward".
     
    Melb_muser, Sep 24, 2021
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    Sallyally, Sep 25, 2021
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    With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
     
    Sallyally, Sep 25, 2021
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    People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible"


    People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago"
     
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    Psshaw. I've performed many a heroic act in my underwear.

    Often by myself.
     
    StillBlue, Sep 25, 2021
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    Do all Aussie superheroes have missing teeth too? :eek:

    Just asking for a friend...;)
     
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    If you don't get it...;)
     
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    That is why they are so tender. Yum


    Moi :oldman:




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    Easier to down a beer (cold one), apparently ;)
     
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    I'm thinking any girl that trusts a dentist with a sign of him doing the nasty with a girl on his door has serious issues.
     
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    They don't talk about it but the number 1 food dish there is Kandied Koala Krunch, it's in the freezer section. Pretty much all restaurants have it but they don't put it on the menus that foreigners see.
     
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    And hold your cigarette.
     
    Sallyally, Sep 27, 2021
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    A bloke went into a fruit shop asked the shopkeeper ‘ do you have dates?”
    “No, I don’t have dates” he replied.
    “Well, do you have nuts?” The customer asked.
    “ if I had nuts, I’d have dates” retorted the shopkeeper.
     
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    An old farmer was dying in hospital. He took his wife’s hand and said “Doris, We’ve worked hard and tried to be thrifty. I’ve saved as much as I could and have invested the savings so that you’ll be secure when I’m gone. I’ve left all the share certificates and bond certificates in a shoe box on the wardrobe. I can’t rest easily until I know they’re all still there. Can you check that they’re there and come back and tell me? I must know before I can rest.”
    Doris went home and found the shoebox stuffed full of the share certificates and bond certificates. There was also $60 and three corn kernels. She thought that was odd.
    She returned to Harry and told him the paperwork was there, as well as the money and the corn kernels.
    “Why were the corn kernels there?”
    “I’m sorry but I was unfaithful to you. I strayed from our marriage but each time it happened I put a corn kernel in the shoe box to remind me to keep faithful to you.”
    Doris was snuffling and a little bit hurt but she forgave him because he’d been a good husband otherwise.
    “But Harry, why was there $60 in the box as well?”
    “ Well, when corn got to $20 a bushel I had to sell!”
     
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