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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    Little Ahron and Ester are only 12 years old, but they know they are in love.
    One day they decide that they want to get married, so Ahron goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
    Ahron bravely walks up to him and says,
    "Mr. Cohen, me and Ester are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
    Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,
    Mr. Cohen replies, "Well Ahron , you are only 12..
    Where will you two live?"
    Without even taking a moment to think about it, Ahron replies, "In Ester’s room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
    Mr. Cohen says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live?
    You're not old enough to get a job.
    You'll need to support Ester."
    Again, Ahron instantly replies, "Our allowance, Ester makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."
    Mr. Cohen is impressed Ahron has put so much thought into this.
    "Well Ahron, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"
    Ahron just shrugs his shoulders and says,
    "Well, we've been lucky so far."
     
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    https://news.yahoo.com/covid-19-shots-saved-39-134843710.html
    COVID-19 Shots Saved 39,000 Older or Disabled Americans, U.S. Reports


    GREAT!
    39,000 That May NOT
    be taxing "us" today!


    If YOU Cannot Survive on
    Chicken Soup with :heart:
    Try Campbell's Chicken Rice!


    Moi :oldman:


    The Covid Will Get YOU
    If You Don't Watch Out
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    Humour section....

    Biden
     
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    Derideo_Te, Oct 15, 2021
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    Husband's call:

    "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office.

    Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.

    The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury.

    However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."

    Wife's Response:
    "Who is Paula?"
     
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    If you can't think of a word say "I forgot the English word for it." That way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot.
     
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    Made dinner for two. Ate both
     
    Nonnie, Oct 19, 2021
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    Thinking of calling my new pub, "The Thalidomide Arms"
     
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    Two thumbs up.
     
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    George Floyd died while repeatedly shouting, "I can't breathe!"

    Was he Jewish?
     
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    Gotta be one of the most tasteless……
     
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    At brekky time, Baby Bear looks into his small bowl. It is empty. “Who’s been eating my porridge?” he squeaks. Papa Bear notes the same. “Who’s been eating my porridge?” he roars.
    Mumma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, “For goodness sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It was Mumma Bear who got up first; it was Mumma Bear who woke everyone in the house; it was Mumma Bear who made the coffee; it was Mumma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher and put everything away; it was Mumma Bear who set the damn table; it was Mumma Bear who put the friggin’ cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat’s water and food dish; and, now that you’ve decided to drag your sorry bear arses downstairs and grace Mumma Bear’s kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, ’cause I’m only going to say this one more time ... I haven’t made the ****** porridge yet
     
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    Just doin' my part, ma'am... :salute:
     
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    Justifiable REVENGE OF TRUMP :woot:
    after all those SNL skits.

    Where is the Republican "Clinton Body Count"
    or Baldwin happenings?



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    Goose & Gander Rule!


    Moi :    oldman:




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