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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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  1. Montegriffo

    Montegriffo Well-Known Member

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    Bargain, he's worth millions.
     
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    Hah!
     
    Sallyally, Jan 21, 2022
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    Nonnie, Jan 22, 2022
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    A guy bought a new truck. He had to take it back to the dealer because the radio wouldn't work.
    The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated. He showed the customer how it works.
    "Nelson," the technician said to the radio.
    The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
    "Willie," he continued, and the song, "On The Road Again" started to play.
    Then he said, "Ray Charles," and in an instant, "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
    The customer drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time he said, "Beethoven," he'd get beautiful classical music, and if he said "Beatles," he'd get one of their songs.
    Then, one day, a woman ran a red light and almost smashed into his truck, but luckily he swerved in time to avoid her. He was angry & yelled, "Crazy B----!"
    The radio replied, "Hillary or Pelosi?"
     
    Nonnie, Jan 22, 2022
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    I discovered the girl that I was dating had a wooden leg, so I broke it off.
     
    Nonnie, Jan 22, 2022
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    The "Big Guy" always gets his cut?
     
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    Maybe they hooked up with Lilith?
     
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    He's worth Jack ****, look at his performance. A sea cucumber has higher ratings.

    Amazing how democrats enrich themselves whilst in office!!!!!!
     
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    Phyxius, Jan 24, 2022
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    Phyxius, Jan 25, 2022
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    What on earth @Sallyally are you doing at that bin?
     
    Nonnie, Jan 27, 2022
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    He looks exhausted.
     
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    I have the memory of an elephant.



    Once I went to a zoo and saw an elephant.
     
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    Can’t remember.
     
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    My dad was a man of very few words.

    One day, he said, "Son".
     
    Nonnie, Jan 27, 2022
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    My first wife was from Thailand and she died...





    Of testicular cancer.
     
    Nonnie, Jan 27, 2022
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    Planning revenge :)
     
    Melb_muser, Jan 28, 2022
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