Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Moi621, Feb 21, 2019.
119 People Quarantined In A Brothel In Spain
Of all the places to be quarantined, a brothel in Valencia, Spain, might not be the worst.
You've got booze, you've likely got a small buffet of fried foods and you've got entertainment.
That was exactly the case a day ago when authorities found that a woman working at the "La Selva Negra" brothel had tested positive for coronavirus.
The findings forced authorities to quarantine the premises and the 86 customers that were inside.
The employee, who is now in the hospital, had "slept with several clients that same night," according to a translated blog.
In addition to the customers, the club's owners, waitresses, security and cleaning crew were also quarantined.
When added to the total of 86 customers, it makes 119 people under quarantine.
They have been asked to "keep calm" and to just "live a normal life" inside the premises.
That may be easier for some of the patrons than they'd like to admit.
And for all those guys who told their wives they were going to a wine tasting with their buddies and instead went to the brothel, the news may be worse than coronavirus.
Never pay. Not ever.
UK gov website for Coronavirus screening:
Are you Male or Female?
Do you have a cough?
Are you short of breath?
When **** gets serious, we go back down to having two genders.
No doubt apocryphal but funny.
The definition of irony: Getting a sixty quid fine for being outside 'unnecessarily' from the copper who told you they hadn't the manpower to investigate, when you were burgled 6 weeks ago.
ALL men pay. Always.
Someone should start a police force just to police the police; pull them over, issue police with fines and take them into custody.
Crimes could be seizing marijuana; they should be forced to look over their backs until the law changes imo; as for UK being a police state now, someone should stand up to the police to make sure they don't have too much powers.
Hmmmmm, sounds like a job for women to take on.
My favorite lady cop story.
I was in the stands watching the semifinal game in a softball tournament with a couple of other umps as the protest committee. Sure enough the first base umpire made an incorrect ruling that we would have overturned had the team protested. Foolishly the team stormed out of the dugout in anger and actually had the ump backed up to the fence. The police arrived quickly to restore order and I overheard an exchange between a lady cop and an alleged adult ball player.
Cop "Drop the bat!"
Alleged Adult "Make me!"
She did. He actually still had his bat in a hand while both hands were behind his back in cuffs.
Cop "Now then, drop the bat!"
Alleged Adult "Yes ma'am."
I'd think Uncle Fester would like a good virus.
Are you sure? Looks like Uncle Fester to me.
Well, if you're sure.
Uncle Fester's on the £5 note.
Where's the dog? Does anyone know where the dog went?
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