Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    NEW YORK, NY—When Jeffrey Walton tested positive for COVID-19, he hoped for a speedy recovery. But since he has been treated with hydroxychloroquine, the experimental treatment President Donald Trump has been touting, he now hopes he dies quickly to help prove that Trump is an idiot.

    While Trump has been giving people hope that hydroxychloroquine could save lives, his political opponents have called it false hope and claimed Trump has no idea what he’s talking about. Walton, a lifelong Democrat and progressive, had joined in calling Trump “irresponsible” and an “ignoramus” and now has an opportunity to prove it by simply dying. “It’s such an opportunity, I don’t want to pass it up,” Walton said.

    Doctor Glenn Logan, Walton’s physician, says he’s been up and down. “After we gave him the hydroxychloroquine, he got really excited about the idea of dying to prove Trump is dumb, and his good mood helped his condition, and he started to improve. Because that would only help Trump, his getting healthier made him depressed, which caused his condition to deteriorate. Which made him really happy. Which helped him recover and... Well, it’s been a weird cycle.”

    Dr. Logan has been warning Walton that there is a chance he could fully recover. Walton is trying to prepare himself for this -- a world where everything isn’t black and white and Trump can be right about some things -- but he insists he’d much rather die.



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    Funny, but trying a bit hard.
     
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    not funny
     
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    Yes, he’s right. Gotta have a better soul than that. Sigh.
     
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    LOL at the crazy cat lady wearing her mask upside down. The metal strip that you are supposed to shape to fit around your nose is under her chin.
     
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    None of the surgical masks are fitted onto their noses.
     
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    TBF there's plenty of "Team Players" out there who prefer the larger lady.....
     
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    Yeah, but I’m not one. No fat chicks!
     
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    You're not a fit weight and "fat chicks" are not attracted to you.
    Gotcha.
     
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    Fat chicks and Vespa motor scooters, lots of fun but you don't want your friends to see you on one,,,
     
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    hmmm... added size; extra sized; and my fav... expanded size :D
     
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    well..ok..but she wasn't one when I married her.
     
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    You spend way too much at McDonald's
     
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    your mask has muddled your speech, try that again without the mask.
     
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