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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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  1. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Ethiopia has some pretty fast chickens as well.
     
    Nonnie, Feb 25, 2019
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    I'd challenge that assertion with Venezuelan cats and dogs.
     
    ToddWB, Feb 25, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"

    Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
     
    Nonnie, Feb 25, 2019
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    Seen any Venezuelan cats & dogs lately????????? Huh???? Have you????????

    NO?

    Then they ain't that fast.
     
    BaghdadBob, Feb 25, 2019
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    ^ Uniquely British humor.
     
    BaghdadBob, Feb 25, 2019
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    Correct, because they're good at hiding.
     
    Nonnie, Feb 25, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The couple are from Alabama.
     
    Nonnie, Feb 25, 2019
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    Puh leeze! I watched Bennie Hill once. Bamalama couples are toofless. :roll:
     
    BaghdadBob, Feb 25, 2019
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    StillBlue, Feb 26, 2019
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    Liberty Monkey, Feb 26, 2019
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    Sometimes life imitates art
     
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    I just gagged. What a horrid thing to do to red wine....
     
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    Probably not going to be keen on Guinness and Weetabix then :)
     
    Liberty Monkey, Feb 27, 2019
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    I think I did that back in the post high school years. The milk was a bit chunky, and the Guinness was cold.....
     
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    That movie is the king of tasteless humor (or at least a duke).
     
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    How uncouth! Everyone knows it's white with wheat, or champagne. When in doubt go with champagne it's always correct and the bubbles tickle.
     
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    A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
    "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
    "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
    "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
    "Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?"
    "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
    "What about that eye patch?"
    "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them **** in my eye."
    "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird ****."
    "It was my first day with the hook."
     
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    I really do hope that someone in the Indian military realizes that the North of England is not part of Pakistan.
     
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    It's kind of patronising that a computer asks you to prove you're not a robot.
     
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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
     
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    I said Alexa, what do women want?

    The damn thing has not shut up for the past three days.
     
    Nonnie, Feb 28, 2019
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    If any of you receive a Facebook message from my account today that contains abusive slurs, death threats or illegal pornography, please bear in mind that you knew what kind of a **** I am when you accepted my friend request.
     
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    I hope both of your friends didn't unfriend you.
     
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