Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

Sign this Nonnie
https://www.change.org/p/uk-parliament-sack-sadiq-khan-as-london-mayor

 

How dare you use the imperative with Nonnie. I wouldn't sign it if I were him for that insult alone.

 

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft ...

... use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.

One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"

The tower responded, "Who is calling?"

The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"

The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon."

 

Yeah but you don't hate Khan, Nonnie does.

 

Speaking of impolite. Of all people to be rude and make fun of a guest I'd have put the queen near the bottom of the list. But there she was yesterday giving Donald a book.

 

Well, the reason why he has been do useless is due to being Muslim, so he's anti-British for a start. The results speaks volumes, he's on the same useless level as Obama was, lackluster.

 

Signed. Sadiq Kahn is as much use as taste buds on an bumhole.

 

I'm old school, I like my female sports without a penis.

 

An oldie but a goodie:

 

Failed my biology test yesterday:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "Creepy porn Lawyers" wasn't the correct answer.

 

It's not often you find a memorable line in a textbook, but I remember a line from the introduction to my accounting 101 textbook that said, "Accountants are often accused of not being creative, but the jails are full of creative accountants."

 

Royston Vasey a UK institution

 

The Government say that benefit fraud is costing every household in Britain about £80 per month. Nonsense. I'm up £300 every week.

 

The Brighton Cat Killer.
.
.
.
Not the first chap from that area to dislike *******.

 

You're not supposed to post pictures of other members. It's in the rules. I hope it gets deleted before Gatewood sees it.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/female-couple-20s-battered-four-103531343.html

This woman and her girlfriend were attacked
after refusing to kiss on a London bus​

Melania Geymonat, 28, and her girlfriend Chris had been on a date in the capital last Wednesday and were heading home on the top deck of the bus when the men started abusing them.


When they refused to kiss at the demand of the gang, they were viciously attacked. They were also later robbed of a phone and a handbag.






Good Looking Ladies.
Shall we start a
GoFundMe page for their "conversion therapy"?

Truly Tasteless
the reason for this thread ​

 

Thank YOU.
I laughed our loud, really!
But, it is more Don Rickles style.


Moi

 

TT.(Truly Tasteless)

 

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window.
"Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!"

Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on the other side.
The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldn't maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about.
His words and his demeanor seemed made most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to the door of the aircraft.
There, he grabbed several packages from under the seats and began handing them to the flight attendants.
Each crew member attached the package to their backs.
"Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "aren't those parachutes?"
The pilot said they were.
The passenger went on, "But I thought you said there was nothing to worry about?"
"There isn't," replied the pilot as a third engine exploded. "We're going to get help."

 

Nah, pretty sure this cat is British.

 

I heard from sickipedia which had the meme "What happens when you go down on her at the wrong time of the month"

But they deleted it.