Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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  1. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Donor

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    Is that Guinness?
     
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    Pay Rupert His Legally Due
    and
    figure it out for y'self.
    :nana:


    BTW Theon was a twerp from the beginning
    when the wolf cubs were found.
    And gave up his life in an ill planned personal charge
    on the Night King.


    And Thus a personal minded
    Beto = Theon
    believes he matters.

    As if, Theon mattered.
     
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    Interesting reasoning.
     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Donor

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    And then there is his personal mutilation that seems so Beto

    But, you didn't pay to watch HBO

    Never Mind

    The death of Al Swearengen was something to behold
    Regardless of how tasteless there are those who will remember
    the "crip" rubbing his feet singing Waltzing Matilda.
    And regardless of past expressions of animosity, returned with love.
    Dan, Johnny, Trixie and Sol Starr too.


    PAY RUPERT his due to watch
    HBO Deadwood Movie
     
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    I drank a yard of ale on my 18th BDay at Firkin pubs free if you kept it down (Had to take ID to prove Bday).

    I necked it like a trooper although not as fast as that guy.

    Then immediately vomited over the bar ;)

    Fond memories ;)
     
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    Don’t watch commercial tv. Rupert can go hopping.
     
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    #MeToo

    Cobra Kai is about the only thing new this year so far I've watched and that was on you tube, I just pirate everything because I'm a conservative bad man.

    I read real books instead, can't stand ebooks unless it's a novel and even then I prefer the printed word.
     
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    “My balls are on fire” sounds the same in a foreign language? I did not know that.
     
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    Same phenomena as 'mama" and papa" sound alike in most languages. Universal experience of humans (men) I suppose.
     
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    Socialist and **** are universally alike in most countries as well.
     
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    An old man was a witness in a burglary case.

    The defense lawyer asked the old man, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"

    "Yes,"? said the old man. "I saw him plainly take the goods."

    The lawyer asks the old man: "this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?"

    "Yes,"? said the old ma. "I saw him do it."

    Then the lawyer asks Sam, "listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight is probably bad. Just how far can you see at night?"

    The old man thinks for a few moments then says, "I can see the moon, how far is that?"
     
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    Ewwww!
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Donor

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    It seems that shops stock seasonal products earlier and earlier each year. Today I saw a birthday card, but my birthday isn't till September. Utterly ridiculous.
     
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    i've stolen that one for later use, thanks... :D
     
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    If scientists are correct and global warming will lead to warmer summers and colder winters, why don't they just shift all the seasons forward a couple of weeks or so? I can't believe these so called experts have missed that one.
     
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    Why oh why do they measure the output of a vehicle in horsepower? Not all horses have the same strength. And there's probably loads that are crap at running just like I am.
     
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    my doctor told me i have to stop drinkin alcohol, so i threw out all my beer mugs and shot glasses
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    & i bought one of these: upload_2019-6-12_14-48-40.png
     
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    Make sure you use it for drinking beer before using it for it's intended purpose.
     

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