Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Moi621, Feb 21, 2019.
Is that Guinness?
Pay Rupert His Legally Due
figure it out for y'self.
BTW Theon was a twerp from the beginning
when the wolf cubs were found.
And gave up his life in an ill planned personal charge
on the Night King.
And Thus a personal minded
Beto = Theon
believes he matters.
As if, Theon mattered.
And then there is his personal mutilation that seems so Beto
But, you didn't pay to watch HBO
The death of Al Swearengen was something to behold
Regardless of how tasteless there are those who will remember
the "crip" rubbing his feet singing Waltzing Matilda.
And regardless of past expressions of animosity, returned with love.
Dan, Johnny, Trixie and Sol Starr too.
PAY RUPERT his due to watch
HBO Deadwood Movie
Theon is/was a dud.
His father knew it.
His sister remained family loyal regardless.
From the first episode he demonstrated his insecurity,
His last attack on the King of the White Walkers was
just so impotent.
Pay Your Rupert Tax
And Join The Western World, again
I drank a yard of ale on my 18th BDay at Firkin pubs free if you kept it down (Had to take ID to prove Bday).
I necked it like a trooper although not as fast as that guy.
Then immediately vomited over the bar
Don’t watch commercial tv. Rupert can go hopping.
Cobra Kai is about the only thing new this year so far I've watched and that was on you tube, I just pirate everything because I'm a conservative bad man.
I read real books instead, can't stand ebooks unless it's a novel and even then I prefer the printed word.
Geez officer.. how'd that get there? I could never be a cop.. I do not have the patience they do.. I'd beat the crap smooth out of these characters.
“My balls are on fire” sounds the same in a foreign language? I did not know that.
Same phenomena as 'mama" and papa" sound alike in most languages. Universal experience of humans (men) I suppose.
Socialist and **** are universally alike in most countries as well.
An old man was a witness in a burglary case.
The defense lawyer asked the old man, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"
"Yes,"? said the old man. "I saw him plainly take the goods."
The lawyer asks the old man: "this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?"
"Yes,"? said the old ma. "I saw him do it."
Then the lawyer asks Sam, "listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight is probably bad. Just how far can you see at night?"
The old man thinks for a few moments then says, "I can see the moon, how far is that?"
wonder if they're related...
It seems that shops stock seasonal products earlier and earlier each year. Today I saw a birthday card, but my birthday isn't till September. Utterly ridiculous.
i've stolen that one for later use, thanks...
If scientists are correct and global warming will lead to warmer summers and colder winters, why don't they just shift all the seasons forward a couple of weeks or so? I can't believe these so called experts have missed that one.
Why oh why do they measure the output of a vehicle in horsepower? Not all horses have the same strength. And there's probably loads that are crap at running just like I am.
my doctor told me i have to stop drinkin alcohol, so i threw out all my beer mugs and shot glasses
& i bought one of these:
Make sure you use it for drinking beer before using it for it's intended purpose.
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