Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    "listening to joe rogan is like sucking ass. its not worth what you get out of it."

    trapper from curezone
     
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    George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked past Moses, who didn't seem to notice him.

    He turned to Moses and said: "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"

    Moses replied: "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!"
     
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    Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
    Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
    Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
    “Dear God,
    Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.”

    Thanks,
    Billy
     
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    I don't get all this talk of "another referendum" on Brexit, surely if we are playing best of three, there should be two more?
     
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    I'm proud to say that not one drop of alcohol has passed my lips in the last year.
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    I've started injecting.
     
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    I've just been in the bookies and got a 1000/1 on my newborn son winning an Olympic gold medal before the age of 25.
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    I've put 5 grand on and we're starting training by painting the nursery pink.
     
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    To show my support, this International Women's Day I grew a moustache.
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    Just like the wife.
     
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    I've objected to Jehovah's Witnesses building a Kingdom Hall locally because there's bound to be knock on effects.
     
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    10 cent beer night what could go wrong?
     
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    This is definitely one for tasteless
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    Handy tip, if you don't like your boss, glue a dead wasp to your hand and whack him over the head. Then you can claim you saved him.
     
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    OMG!
     
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    A young lawyer who had taken over his father's practice rushed home totally elated.

    "Dad, listen, you aren't going to believe this," he said to his father. "I've finally settled that old Whitmore suit."

    "Settled it!" bellowed his father. "You bumbling idiot! We've been living off of that money for over five years now!"
     
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    I know, totally out of rythmn
     
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    My wife thinks I'm too nosey....


    ...at least, that's what she wrote in her diary and texted to all her mates
     
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    My wife said that I can never solve my own problems. Does anyone know how I can prove her wrong?
     
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