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  1. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Truly Tasteless Jokes was a series of joke book.
    I miss them.

    So to kick off a Tasteless Humor Thread
    here for your disapproval and smirk -


    Hey, :woot: I have some discount tickets for Malaysian Airlines. :lol:
    PM interest.

    Upload your tasteless jokes here. BTW I made the above one up on by own retired time.


    Moi :oldman:
    An Sick Mind Can Be An Infinite Source of Pleasure.
    It's The Thought That Counts

    r > g



     
    Moi621, Jul 19, 2014
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    27 views and no appreciation or contributions. :confusion:

    Okay, :alcoholic: :weed: how about

    Amputees are like everyone else,
    Only less so.​



    Moi :oldman:

    r > g
    that ain't funny



    No :flagcanada:​
     
    Moi621, Jul 19, 2014
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    [​IMG]

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    Two cannibals were roasting a clown. One of them asks "does this guy taste funny to you?"
     
    Tram Law, Jul 21, 2014
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    If a Muslim catches Swine Flu,

    Is He Forbidden Paradise ?     :lol:


    Moi :oldman:
    I made it up earlier today.

    r > g
    tasteless & NOT funny



    No :flagcanada:​
     
    Moi621, Jul 24, 2014
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    what's the best thing about having sex with twenty-nine year olds?

    there's twenty of them!
     
    expatriate, Jul 25, 2014
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    How do recognize a rich Biafran?

    He's the one with the Rolex around his waist.
    Enjoy!
     
    everyman2013, Jul 27, 2014
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    Sick. And I LOL'd.
     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Good one.
    ( )0( ) how many of us remember Biafra ?
    Gotta update that joke somehow.     :hmm:

    Thanks to the twenty, 9 year olds too. :lol:

    What depths of tastelessness exist on this Board ?
    I hope we find out.     :woot:

    A sick mind can be an infinite source of pleasure.
    Coming soon: The <doom> Federals < Darth Vadar breath sounds> storing your "thoughts" for the sake of National Security.


    Moi :oldman:

    r > g
    tasteless and NOT funny



    No :flagcanada:​
     
    Moi621, Jul 27, 2014
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    Alternative use for venetian blinds:

    Bunk beds for Ethiopians.
    Enjoy!
     
    everyman2013, Jul 28, 2014
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Hire the handicapped

    It's fun to watch them try

    Parking_detail.jpg ​

    Moi :oldman:

    r > g


    No :flagcanada:​
     
    Moi621, Aug 17, 2014
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    What's the difference between a priest and acne.
    Acne waits until a boy is 14 before coming on his face.

    Courtesy of this weeks, "Ray Donovan".

    Moi :oldman:


    r > g


    No :flagcanada:​
     
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    `One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist says. "That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?" "Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."

    `Looking annoyed the man says, "That's still too expensive!" "Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20." "Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much." "Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10." "Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"
     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    First woman on the Moon:

    "Houston, we have a problem."
    What?
    "Never mind"
    What's the problem?
    "Nothing"
    Please tell us?
    "You know what the problem is."

    :hmm:


    Moi :oldman:


    r > g


     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    What do you call a Mexican with no car ?


    Joaquin / Walkin'


    Moi :oldman:

    r > g
    Not Funny
    and Tasteless.


    canada_pirate.png
    Happy Halloween ​
     
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    Here's a tasteless joke about the Dem Party leadership, dead people, voting, and necromancy:

    Ahem! Do you know why the Dem leadership would be against the enforcement of anti-necromancy laws? Look at how often the dead rise-up to vote the Democratic Party ticket.
     
    Gatewood, Oct 31, 2014
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    lol. Read it again. This time I groaned!
     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Q: What do billiard balls and illegal aliens have in common?

    A: The harder you hit them, the more English they pick up.
     
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    Q. How do you make a dead baby float?

    A. Put the dead baby in a big glass and add soda and ice-cream.
     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Q : Why do women have legs ?

    A : So they don't leave tracks like snails     :disbelief:


    Moi
    A sick mind can be an infinite source of pleasure
    It's the thought that counts     :lol:


    r > g
    Not Funny



     
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    God asked Jesus what he wanted most in his life on earth, Jesus gets exciting and while throwing his arms up and to his sides eagerly exclaims "I wanna be hung like this!".

    And so it was.
     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    All those cast members participating in the destruction of warm, fuzzy memories.

    [video]http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cb77e4494e/dr-quinn-morphine-woman-with-jane-seymour[/video]

    Worth a chuckle.

    A sick chuckle :wink:


    Moi :oldman:
    The video won't upload direct like YouTube do
    follow the linkage

    r > g


    No :flagcanada:​
     
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    Three guys, a Canadian, an Iraqi and an Israeli are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
    "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
    The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
    With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
    The Iraqi was amazed, so he said; "I want a wall around Iraq, so that no infidels and Jews can come into our precious state."
    Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Iraq.
    Izzy Goldberg, the Israeli asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
    The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out."
    Izzy says, "Fill it up with water."
     
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