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    What is Steve Irwin's favorite accessory?

    A stingray.
     
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    There was a fish in a lake that saw a fly flying over, and thought to himself that if that fly dropped down another six inches he could jump up and get that fly. And this fisherman on the bank was eating a sandwich, and he thought that when that fish went after the fly he was gonna catch that fish. But this mouse saw the fisherman, and thought to himself that when the fisherman went after the fish he'd drop his sandwich and that mouse would get the sandwich. But a cat saw the mouse and thought that when that mouse when after the sandwich, he was gonna catch that mouse.

    Well sure enough the fly dropped six inches, the fish went after the fly, the fisherman dropped his sandwich and went after the fish, the mouse went for the sandwich, and the cat ran for the mouse but missed and fell in the lake. The moral of the story is, when a fly drops six inches, a puzzy gets wet.
     
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    Just as well she didn't agree to the blowjob.....:eekeyes:
     
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    Have you seen the new Helen Keller doll? You wind it up and it walks into a wall.

    How did she break her fingers? Falling down the well yelling for help.

    Why are pubic hairs curly? So they don't poke you in the eye.

    What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair hits the floor? Pttuie!
     
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    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me
     
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    When I was a kid, I prayed every night that I would get laid. Then I would pray for forgiveness for praying to get laid.
     
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    Found this on a Yahoo comments.

    I lost the Trivia Contest at the church's Ice Cream Social last night by 1 point.
    Not only did I get the last question wrong I was asked to leave... immediately.
    The question was: "Where do women have the curliest hair?"
    Apparently, the correct answer is Fiji.



    <bada boom - tsss>​
     
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    Whoops! Missed one!!!

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    Stewardess???? I love seeing this Stewardess crack up the passengers.

     
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    More flight attendant humor.

     
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    She landed

     
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    Peter Olivesky worked in a famous Polish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer . Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist. After six months, the therapist gave up.

    He advised Peter to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.

    The next day Peter came home from work very early. His wife, Mary, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.

    Pete tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his
    penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it and was immediately fired.

    Mary gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"

    Pete replied, "I think she got fired, too."
     
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    What's your favorite color?

    Caucasian.


    Heard that on the NPR interview of Eric Cartman some time ago
    and it continues to pop up in my thoughts and get a chuckle

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    Mum asked Dad to give the waiter a tip.
    "Okay, number 6 in the first race".
     
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    What do old ladies taste like?

    Answer: Depends.
     
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