Tasteless Humor

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    This is a joke that a senior British politician just told on live TV:

    How do you get 100 Jews into a small car?
    One behind the wheel and 99 in the ashtray.
     
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    A chemist, a biologist and an electrical engineer had all been sentenced to death and were on death row waiting to go to the electric chair.



    Finally, the day had arrived. The chemist was due to go first.

    As he strapped him in, the executioner asked him, "Do you have anything you want to say?"

    The chemist replied, "No," so the executioner flicked the switch but nothing happened. According to this State's law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner has to be released. So the chemist was unstrapped and allowed to walk free.

    It was the biologist's turn next.

    As he was being strapped in, the executioner asked him, "Do you have anything you want to say?"

    The biologist replied, "No, just get on with it" so the executioner flicked the switch, but once again nothing happened. So, just like the chemist, the biologist was released.

    Then the electrical engineer was brought forward.

    The executioner asked him, "Do you have anything you want to say?"

    The engineer replied, "Yes. If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might just make this thing work."
     
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    Tasteless humor: Is that a joke with spices?
     
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    Hey, where did my out go?

    A joke without spices! Jeez, it was a bad joke in the first place.
     
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    A southern family on vacation lost all of their children. The pickup
    truck they were riding in ran off the road into a lake and sank to the
    bottom. The parents got out of the cab OK but all the kids in the
    back drowned...they couldn't get the tailgate open.
     
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    Why did the southerner cross the road?
    A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
     
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    A Priest and a Rabbi run out of a burning school,
    the Priest turns to the Rabbi and says "What about the kids?!"
    The Rabbi says "**** the kids!" and the Priest says
    "Do you think we'll have time?".




    A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground.
    The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Let's go screw those kids."
    The rabbi replies, "Outta what?"


    <bada boom tssss>​
     
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    Haha, I have a card too: Dear diet, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

    :D
     
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    Why I never make love to Chinese women, an hour later you're still horny.
     
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    True: Today I saw a women driving a car with a Kansas license plate. She is a very long way from home.

    Then I saw the bumper sticker: "Kansas, as bigoted as you think!"
     
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    How do you know when Roy Moore is having a party?

    By all of the pink bicycles parked in the yard.
     
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    Run-on sentences are the worst!

    Of course, inconsanance is right up there.
     
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    KKK Women = Kute, Kountry, and outa Kindergarten.
     
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    Moore Quotes...
     
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    True: I heard a radio report about a guy who was pulled over for suspicion of DUI. The cop asked if he was drunk.

    "I don't know", he replied, "is there a fat girl in the back seat?"
     
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    My new bumper sticker:

    Go to hell for the GOP!
    Support Roy Moore
     
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