Tasteless Humor

Two older men walking down the street and a 90-year-old woman stops in front of them and gushes "Super Sex!" One old man turns
to the other and replies "I will have the soup."

 

Glory!

 

Now I have to find something about stupid men or else I will get a reputation for being a misogynist.

 

Trump thinks immigration should be organised the way he found Melania. Chosen from a catalog.

 

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?


None..he fell.

<bada boom>​

 

Dr. Drobkin was a world-famous cardiologist who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his hometown and then left for Manhattan where he quickly rose to the top of his field.

Soon he was invited to deliver a significant paper, at a conference held in his hometown. He walked on stage, placed his papers on the lectern, but they slid off onto the floor.

As he bent over to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong instant, he inadvertently farted. The microphone amplified his mistake resoundingly through the lecture room and reverberated it down the hall! He was quite embarrassed but somehow regained his composure just enough to deliver his paper. He ignored the resounding applause and raced out the stage door, never to be seen in his hometown again.

Decades later, when his elderly mother was ill, he returned to visit her. He reserved a hotel room under the name of Cohen and arrived under cover of darkness.

The desk clerk asked him, "Is this your first visit to our city, Mr. Cohen?"

Dr. Drobkin replied, "Well, young man, no, it isn't. I grew up here, received my education here, but then moved away."

"Why haven't you visited?" asked the desk clerk.

"Actually, I did visit once, many years ago, but an embarrassing thing happened and since then I've been too ashamed to return."

The clerk consoled him, "Sir, while I don't have your life experience, one thing I have learned is that often what seems embarrassing to me isn't even remembered by others. I bet that's true of your incident too."

Dr. Drobkin replied, "Son, I doubt that's the case with my embarrassment."

"Was it a long time ago?"

"Yes, many years."

The clerk asked, "Was it before or after the Drobkin Fart?"

 

"ass" is the word bleeped out.

 

I can't boo that enough!!!

Do you get a lot of great sex from beer bottles?

 

Ew ew ew! Analingus is out of my league! Let your fingers do the walkin...

 

Why yes almost a different one every night.

 

Did you hear about the gay corn star?

 

The one from Nebraska?

 

Okay Moonglow
Here is one before nap time



What did the black woman name her 5 sons?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.

How did she tell them apart?

She just called them by their last names.

<bada boom>​

 

Q. What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in the bath?
A. Throw your washing in.

 

Did you hear about the dyslexic who prays to Dog every day?

 

Yes!
I tell it too.