Tasteless Humor

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  1. Montegriffo

    Montegriffo Well-Known Member

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    Also cum in contact with.
    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17583107
     
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    Did I misspeak or misunderstand the question?
     
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    You missed the pun. I did too at first reading.
     
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    This guy finally gets a date with the girl of his dreams. She tells him that before they can go out, he has to come over and have dinner with her family. Well the guy isn't too fond of the idea but the woman is too gorgeous to refuse.

    The rest of the day the guy worries and frets. He gets so worried that he starts to build up a lot of gas. But he makes it to her house and is invited inside. The dinner was great and afterwards the young woman's father starts to read the paper. The guy's gas has built to a level that his bowels cannot contain anymore so he decides to let a little fart go.

    Phht ...

    The father rolls down his paper at the sound and says, "Spot ..."

    The guy looks around confused by this comment and spies a old sheepdog behind his chair. Great the old man must think the dog is doing it! So he decides to let a bigger fart go.

    Phhhhttt ...

    The father takes off his glasses and rolls down his paper. "Spot!" he says in an annoyed tone.

    The guy feels much better and decides to let one more fart go to relieve all the gas.

    pppphhhhttttpow!

    The father rips his glasses off and throws the paper to the floor. "Spot you deaf bag of fur ... get away from him before he shits all over you!"
     
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    In a nut shell !!!!!
     
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    Yeesh… I'm slipping.
     
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    funnier, that thread had 181 pages and this has 186... it's on it's last legg so to speak, borrowed tyme...
     
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    three socialists walk into a bar.............
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    that's it, nuthin more, booze gone, food gone, employees revolted, place is empty...
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    yeah , it's a bad joke, then again so is socialism ;)
     
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    That was a different Liberty Monkey I was having the tyres off Meta's car at the time :)
     
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    Funny Political Cartoons X is on page 602 !!!
     
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    Who needs a new thread let's break this one instead :)
     
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    But it's only on 8 if you put Mr Truth on ignore :)
     
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    Thing's that aren't coming home
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    Lol, good point.
     
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    Note to All Who Dwell on Tasteless Humor.

    Do To An Over Burdening of Tastelessness,

    This Tread Is Scheduled For Closure If Not Finishment.


    Take :heart:


    Tasteless Humor II, The Second One is here. :applause: :woot:
    Sort of a Son of Tasteless Humor (or daughter if you like. :puke:)

    Enjoy.
    Demented & near normals alike.



    Moi
    :oldman:




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    Now More Than Ever :angered:
     
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    Did you know, 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic.
     
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    You're a sick puppy.
    I approve...
     
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