Tasteless Humor

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  1. The Scotsman

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    christ on a bike...how the bloody hell did you get hold of my holiday snaps!!!
     
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    @ThelmaMay

    Women work harder then men........



    ....... because men get it right first time :shock:
     
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    So this month long, married American lady and Greek husband are in bed,
    The Husband whispers in her ear, "Turn over honey".

    "NO", she says, My daddy said, if you ever asked me to turn over, "Don't do it".
    What's the matter he says, "don't you want to get pregnant".
     
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    What's a Tweaker?
     
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    Oh, har de har har.
     
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    meth head
     
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    Because they think it's humorous. I have no idea why.

    An error can be humorous if ironic, for example, a tweet stating: "Correct spelling is very importent."

    But there is nothing like that in the knee slapper quoted above.
     
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    "Correct spelling is very impotent."
     
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    I thought it was
    "Behind every great man there's a woman....fixing his mistakes."
     
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    Now THAT'S tasteless. You do the thread proud. Please take a bow. :applause::applause::applause:
     
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    ...a new diet for all you chubby yanks...
     
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    We're not fat. We're pleasantly plump
     
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    a well rounded folk...hey is forum name indicative of things munchable...:D
     
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    She's a little plump tender and I like 'em like that.
     
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    ...keeping him happy in bed.
     
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    At my recent Police job interview, I was asked how I viewed internet porn.

    Apparently, in 4K was the wrong answer.
     
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    A guy walks into a bar and meets this girl, the two are having a great time, dancing, talking, laughing and drinking.
    They leave the bar and go to the girls house, where they start getting real close
    He slowly pulls off her blouse, then her pants, kissing her on the lips, then her breasts, tonguing her belly button, then he buries his face in her muff.
    Chomping away, he mumbles, "Urinate, Urinate."
    Whoo she thinks, that's kind of kinky, but if that's what he likes, and lets one go.
    What the f,,,k he says, you f,,king bitch, what did you do that for.
    She says, well you said "Urinate".
    He says, you were an 8, until you pissed in my mouth.
    Now you're a f,,king 2.
     
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    Oh, they were laughing when I told them I’m becoming a stand-up comedian. Well, ha! They’re not laughing now
     
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    That's really good!
     
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    They reckon that 1 in 5 of your mates is gay. I reckon it's Dave, he's super cute.
     
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    Well, a Nigerian guy just e-mailed me to say I won £15m on the Nigerian lottery. I've just sent off £20,000 to release the funds.

    So long suckers.
     
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    My wife is so immature. Last night she sunk all the boats in my bathtub.
     
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    I'm so annoyed, my wife called me immature. Well, I think that's what she said, I was in my cardboard fort at the time.
     
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    A message to the person who stole my shoes whilst I was on the bouncy castle

    F*****G GROW UP.
     
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    Latest chat up line in a gay bar,

    "Can I push your stool up for you?"
     
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