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    Is this your idea of an abstract joke?
     
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    I posted in the wrong thread and then forgot to come back and post a joke.

    First God tells us to go forth and multiply.
    Then he tells us not to commit adultery.
    Then a virgin gives birth to his son.
    Personally, I really don't think he has a f*cking clue what he's talking about.
     
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    When God said to multiply, he meant math. In the apocryphal texts he includes division. But the counsel of Nicaea didn't have calculators so they threw that out.

    And some Mormons believe God came down in mortal form and had sex with Mary. So not really a virgin.

    As for adultery, obviously God was never married.
     
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    Do you know who was most upset about all of those hanging chads in Florida, in the Bush v Gore election?

    Chad.
     
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    Why do you think god created Woman second it was to give the man the only 5 minutes peace he will get for the rest of eternity ;)
     
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    In the depths of the Vatican, there can be found two books. One is the largest book ever written. It is several cubic feet in size and tens of thousands of pages. The second book is the smallest book ever written. It is about an inch square and only has a few pages.

    The small book contains every word ever uttered by Adam. The other contains every word ever uttered by Eve.
     
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    I burned 4000 calories yesterday (I forgot a cake in the oven).
     
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    I copied that method of deleting an unwanted post. It can be confusing.
     
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    church sign seen here in St Paul, MN:



    Jesus is the bread of life - or you're toast!
     
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    [​IMG]


    <bada boom>


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    In Australia this is called doing a Bradbury.

     
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    If he didn't want up to eat pu-sy.
    why did he make it look like a taco.
     
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    My friend said to me "Why do women cheat?"
    "We've all been there, mate" I replied
    "You've been cheated on?" He asked.
    "No, I meant your girlfriend".
     
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    I've decided that I've had enough of bullying at schools.



    I've got loads of lunch money and my knuckles are ****ing sore.
     
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    Better than glass in the weed lol
     
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    Went into a store I frequent. A black woman I see often was working. She saw my tan and said, "Wow! You've gotten dark!"

    So have you, I replied. :D

    She liked that.
     
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    If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it…

    He’s gay, definitely definitely gay.
     
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    How do you get a fat girl into bed?



    Piece of cake ;)
     
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