Tasteless Humor

Baby changing station?? I've heard of a bus and train station but not a baby station.

 

What about the other 23 made up genders?

 

Dudes making America Great Again !!!

 

They were being chased by the police who VERY wisely kept back a bit. Bufford would have gone after them lol.

 

I've just bought some state of the art garden shears. They're the latest in cutting hedge technology.

 

Burkas are great. If you change wives, you can still keep the same photo on your desk.

 

I was worried that the mechanic would rip me off because I was a blonde woman.
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Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid.

 

Ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia. He only has 1 leg, 1 arm, and 1 eye. Each day, Ranji has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes, and only the opposite pedal. If you send just $2, I’ll send you the video, it’s ****ing hilarious.

 

Give a scouser a fish, and he can eat for a day.
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Give him a fishing rod and he'll put it in your letterbox and nick your car keys.

 

My mate from Liverpool has started working in a local slaughterhouse, stunning the animals.
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They've never seen a scouser with a job.

 

Prince Harry is to marry his mixed-race girlfriend Meghan Markle. I think that's terrible. All those centuries of selective breeding, only to go off and mate with someone of inferior genetic make-up!
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Still, I suppose it's her business if she wants to marry a ginger.

 

The Goal: Reduce UK binge drinking by half.
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The Plan: Scottish independence.

 

I'll never forget what my wife said to me the first time we met.
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"Suckie suckie 10 dollar."

 

Fantasy isn't my strong point

 

I hate it when my Chav girlfriend gets changed into her pyjamas. I don't know if she's going to bed or going out shopping.

This is so true in the UK lol.

 

You know what would kill this thread? When Trump whips out Mr. Happy to prove it doesn't look like a deformed mushroom and someone posts the photos.

I bet Donald has already hired a plastic surgeon to make it look cool. Probably has had the mast cast members of Spartacus in to select what he wants. Melania was there just for moral support and to help him choose. Her testing out a few models was for scientific purposes only.

 

I could kill this thread with one picture I would also be banned

 

Erm, bit concerned you have a fascination with Trump's willy

 

I'm concerned that you seem unconcerned that this is just the sort of thing Donald would do given his history and that we may pay the penalty of his response.

 

If we haven't been banned for our respective avatars I think you have too low of an opinion of the mods thresholds.

 

Man chases woman until she catches him.

 

What's wrong with Robert Maddow? Ha ha ha. I have had to change my first avatar and signature because a mod told me too lol. I did have "I drink liberal tears for breakfast" as my sig.

I might have had more warnings than you per month

 

V.T. (Very tasteless)

 

The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens. So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!
He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... why do you let the bartender do it?'
"Helloooo!", says the blonde, 'He has a licker license!'