Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Sallyally, Aug 4, 2023.
My first day
Okay - there I was googling vintage “pedigree” dolls to see what mine might be worth and I found this photo
now is it me or……..
Hands up those of us that would like this to come back into fashion
Don't hate the veggies, hate the grain.
A leper is eating in a restaurant. A guy across the dining room throws up. So the leper thinks it best if he leaves. The restaurant owner asks the leper why he is leaving. The leper replies because his physical looks are running customers away. The owner said, "No, it's not your looks, the reason the customer threw up was because he watched the guy behind you dipping his toast into your neck."
China claims that the coronavirus came from an old bat, but Nancy
Pelosi denies being involved.
Back in the days of hardcopy newspapers there were Classified Ads where you could sell or buy items and Personal Ads that were the forerunner of dating apps. For $5 you could place a 3 line ad that would run for a week.
A little old lady who had been widowed for a while placed an ad for herself.
Want hot sex, no wife beaters, no stalkers.
The next day her doorbell rang and she opened it to find a man in a wheelchair with no arms or legs who said "Hi, I've come about your ad in the newspaper". She looked at him and said "I can see how you cannot beat or stalk me but I also wanted hot sex." "How do you think I rang the doorbell?" he replied.
You know, there is a lot of truth in this^^^^, !
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