The final solution to the school shooting problem

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  1. TheGreatSatan

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    Hi everyone, so it's like me and stuff, The Great Satan, your lord and savior. So I hear you alls got this thing with school shootings and you're desperate for the answer. Well, here I am to deliver. Everyday, people are like, "Satan, help me do this, help me do that", and I'm like, "Cereal? I almost got Angry Birds 2 beat". But this time it's different. This time it's for the kids. So, l'd like to present to you the 3 pillars of school safety.

    The First pillar...

    A "safe space" for every snowflake.

    Back in the day we called this "study hall", but now there's not much like it. After school activities need to be available and funded. Kids need a place they can work on their ideas and have teachers available to help them. This needs to be adapted from 1st graders needing other kids to socialize with, the 6th grader that wants to make a volcano, to the college kid that needs a place to work. After school programs are needed.

    The Second pillar...

    A "bathroom" for every gender.

    I know, you guys all like, "what, Satan, you lost it". But like really though, I didn't realize the need for this till my bud, who is a grandpa, had to take his 3 year old to school. We need neutral sex bathrooms. This school has them and it works great. You all can imagine how this helps moms and dads.

    The Third pillar...

    A "cop" on every campus.

    Local police departments should receive federal funding to deploy officers to schools. The amount of officers will be related to the amount of students. This will be the most expense part of the solution. It will serve as a boost to local law enforcement and added protection against drugs in schools. A win win.

    My plan is expensive and probably not perfect, but what do you all think?
     
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    Any thoughts? I think this is better then arming teachers. We should protect our schools like we protect our politicians.
     
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    1. I think it would be a sad commentary on our society if teachers were hired on their ability to use a weapon not on their ability to teach.
    2. I think that those that are serious about guns in schools should also consider guns in courthouses and legislative bodies.
     
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    I don't want to arm teachers. That might work in some places but isn't going to work everywhere. I want actual cops at the schools.
     
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    Many schools now have a policeman in them. I believe there was one at Douglas High. The problem is that schools are big places and most officers that patrol them only carry handguns. It might be a step in the right direction, but not an effective one. How much damage can be done with a semiautomatic weapon if it takes several minutes for the officer to react effectively.
     
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    This is why we need to have the safe spaces and the bathrooms. It seems weird but I think it would calm a lot of nerves.
     
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    We need a bill that uses the federation to pay for local cops to patrol schools.
     

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