The Right To Arm Bears

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    The issue I want to talk about is the right to arm bears. It appears that there is a cross-social consensus that arming bears is not the right thing to do.

    If you are a Republican, the bears are competition. It is treason to arm them.

    If you are a Democrat, the bears are bigger than most other animals and have enough advantages already.

    If you are suburban, you will not want armed bears to show up at your door.

    If you are a Christian, the bears are meant to serve humans and should not be armed.

    If you are a skinhead or a Nazi, the bears are an inferior species and should not be armed.

    And if you are a libertarian, it is not our job to arm bears. Bears should be arming themselves if they want their freedoms or their rights.
     
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    I think you should have the right to bare bums.

    I think others should have the right to kick bare bums.

    I think you should have the right to get said bum medically fixed free of charge at the cost of the government.
     
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    If you're a Comedian, you're arming the bears.

    You're giving them chainsaws, they probably wouldn't know what to do with it, but, what's more frightening than a bear? A bear with a chainsaw, that's what.

    Maybe even Yogi could be all Pro Trump and right wing voting in secret because he's a celebrity bear, and he can then be packing.
     
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    You know they always say don't bring a knife to a gun fight, but no one mentioned bears...
     
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    Why? If they've forgot to brings bullets, knives could be quite advantageous.
     
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    That looks fake. You can't fool me.
     
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    It was me, honest! Would I lie to you......
     
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    Do you have skinches?
     
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    Skinch? A Scouse Grinch maybe?
     
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    whole bear.jpg

    Go to Russia. [​IMG]
     
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    Did you know, Pooh Bears gender and sex was female!
     
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    I thought he was Edward Bear?
     
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    It's a beaut story. Winnie from Winnipeg.
    At the beginning, it explained that Pooh was in fact Christopher Robin's Edward Bear, who had been renamed by the boy. He was renamed after a black bear at London Zoo called Winnie who got her name from the fact that her owner had come from Winnipeg, Canada.
    Winnie-the-Pooh - Wikipedia
    https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Winnie-...
     
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    The upshot is, greedy Disney.
     
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    Confession Time...

    I haven't seen Winnie the Pooh (yet).
     
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    I have listened to all Guns N' Roses albums though...

    Use Your Illusion album booklets were reading when I was a child, life is fun.
    The books (Winnie the Pooh) were around (I wasn't an only child) but I never really read them, just looked at them, reading Guns N' Roses.
     
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    In Britain, Paddington's all about his Comic Con
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    because in Britain, no one has that right...

    Rupert too...
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    But then it turned into Deliverance (1972)
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    and Rupert was screwed.
     

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