They finally got Jabba!

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  1. Darthcervantes

    Darthcervantes Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Imagine how much C4 they could have fit on this guy? We can all sleep a little better now

    Huge 40-STONE ISIS fanatic dubbed 'Jabba the Jihadi' arrested
    https://tiny.iavian.net/x95c
     
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    Dude's gonna have a hard time in iraqi jail.
     
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    Is fat shaming racist or Islamophobic?
     
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    Steve N Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    How much is 40 stones in American tonnage?
     
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    So I wonder when the cries of "Trump is trying to start World War III" will commence?
     
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    A stone is 14 lbs. So this fat turd weighed 560 lbs.
     
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    About .45 Trump...

    Since we are all on a silly, soon-to-be-closed thread about weight, let's have some real fun.... I didn't want to start a thread on this, but this is hysterical...

    SNIP
    The Tokyo Olympics Will Feature Recyclable Cardboard Beds... But Can Athletes Have Sex in Them?

    Yes, apparently, but only two people at time.

    Australian basketball player Andrew Bogut even tweeted that the recyclable beds are a “great gesture . . . until the athletes finish their said events and the 1000s of condoms handed out all over the village are put to use.” However, after much confusion about how strong and sturdy these beds really are, Olympic officials have finally clarified that the beds CAN be used for more than sleeping.

    Airweave, the company behind these eco-friendly beds, assured athletes that the beds are sex-proof, with the company spokesperson saying, "We've conducted experiments, like dropping weights on top of the beds. As long as they stick to just two people in the bed, they should be strong enough to support the load.”
    ENDSNIP

    https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/...dboard-beds-but-can-athletes-have-sex-in-them
     
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    In the end, it was basic detective work that got him captured. Agents just followed Jihadis suspiciously ordering twelve dozen Big Macs, McNuggets, and a Diet Coke at the local Mickey D's as they delivered the goods to his hideout .

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    I do wonder sometimes how many of the more, agressive, members of this forum actually look.......

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    Jabba is half the size of Trump

    so 2x = Jabba where x = 1 Trump
     
  11. Stuart Wolfe

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    Except that Trump is listed at somewhere around 250 lbs. So Trump is actually around 1/2 of what Jabba weighs plus or minus, not the other way around.

    Your actual equation of 2X = J(abba) - as an estimate since Trump weighs a bit less than half of Jabba, but let's keep it simple - is correct, but going by your first sentence it should be 2J = X.

    Unclear reasoning; your paper would be sent back for you to review. Correct your first sentence or show the steps taken to get your equation.
     
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