This week is "be kind to a Conservative week".

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  1. Statistikhengst

    Statistikhengst Well-Known Member

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    It's tough being a Conservative these days. After 4 years with a vicious, lying, cheating-assed charlatan as the leader of the GOP, I am suspecting that real Conservatives feel alot like the best horse left in the barn with nowhere to go. All that pent-up Conservative energy!!!

    So, this week and this week only, I am going to be exceptionally kind to Conservatives, especially on this thread.

    I am going to tell Conservatives that they are wonderful people that their deeds are truly awesome, that yes, they really can leap tall buildings in a single bow. I am going to stroke their egos. I am going to give them mental massages (and keep hand sanitizer in my back pocket!).

    After the Stat-Treatment, Conservatives are going to feel like new, ready to go get the world, loaded for bear an such.

    So, Conservatives, this week is YOUR week. This week, I LOOOOOOVE you.

    Don't miss out on this week, for it will be the only one in my entire life where I will be like "Mr. Tikkun Olam" with each and every one of you - ON THIS THREAD.

    So, stop on by, belly up to the "be kind to a Conservative week" bar!!!!

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    -Stat

    PS. The Doctor is in.
     
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    Save it for the end of this disaster yall put in office. You will need it, bigly!
     
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    Statistikhengst Well-Known Member

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    Hey Fatback: sup, Bro???
     
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    Why is it hard being a conservative? I’m happy as can be. My 401k doubled and had 21% wage increases because of Trump. I just hope Biden doesn’t screw it all up.
     
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    Conservatives are not the problem. Reactionaries are...
     
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    Would you mind helping me understand why one person posting a thread about being nice to conservatives means that everyone on the left thinks that way, BUT, a few thousand Trump supporters storming the Capitol is not representative of all Trump supporters?

    By the way, I don't believe either correlation to be true.
     
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    Well, Ok. But that doesn't include Trump. I mean, since Trump isn't a conservative. He's a fascist.
     
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    If we could get liberals to be kind to conservatives, we could massively slash the support for Trump and the like.

    The same goes in the other direction. Kindness from conservatives would help defuse the toxic left.
     
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    Hey mpw8679, that is absolutely wonderful!! I am thrilled for you!!! Keep going!!!
     
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    Hey "Nonny ho, Nonny hey"!!! ( A composer named Peter Warlock just loved to use that formulation in his art songs, "ho" has a totally different meaning in this context), nice to hear from you!!! I think you have a good idea, there....
     
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    Hey Sweetheart, here you are again!! My heart is just a bloomin'!!! So, which holiday do you want and when? I'll have a nice talk with Ad-shem about that one, ok??!!!
     
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    Operation "overwhelm them with kindness" is now in full swing!!!
     
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    Good point...especially seeing how nice people on the Right are to those they disagree with on the Left. Sarcasm off.
    BOTH sides has its fair share of people who treat those they disagree with poorly. Anyone who says otherwise is being dishonest.
     
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    It doesn't cost more to be kind!!
     
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    If you aren't shocked and appalled by the trump and his endless assaults on the foundations of democracy, if you haven't written off the GOP as a loony bin of fanatics by now, then you aren't a conservative.
     
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    Here, a look back at a true conservative; a man of integrity and elegance.



     
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    Dear Conservatives, just a reminder:

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    Get it while it's good, because after this week I am pulling out the Klingon pain-sticks again!!!
     
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    Tis true, tis true.
     

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