I wrote this somewhere else, but I will write it here, too. Never trust a white person with dreadlocks or corn rows.
How about the second one? What my mother told me when I told her I was seeing Escorts: Don't go cheap! [no kidding!!! My then 70 yo Catholic mother!]
I forgot that once. About 3 am I heard my wife yell as she almost fell into the bowl. She was pissed! So why is it harder for a woman to put down a toilet seat than it is for a man to put it down? When women are done do they leave the toilet seat up for us?
"I understand" "I'm sorry" "Yes, dear" "I love you <insert "mood" adverb here if desired>" Four phrases that will save you a world of hurt in a marriage.
If married never forget your wife's birthday, and don't even think about forgetting your anniversary. Don't do it!
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." ~ Aesop Marriage? It would be easier to just find a woman that I don’t like and buy her a house. - Viewer on The Cafferty Files “The second law of thermodynamics holds, I think, the supreme position among the laws of nature. If someone points out to you that your pet theory of the Universe is in disagreement with Maxwell’s equations - then so much the worse for Maxwell’s equations. If it is found to be contradicted by observation - well, those experimentalists do bungle things up sometimes. but if your theory is found to be against the second law of thermodynamics I can give you no hope; there is nothing to do but to collapse in deepest humiliation.” -------- Arthur S. Eddington (British Astrophysicist, 1882-1944) in The nature of the Physical World (192 Physics is to Math what Sex is to Masturbation --Richard Feynman The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. -Bertrand Russell What do you call the person who graduates last in his or her class, and from the worst medical school in the country? Answer: Doctor. You are more likely to be killed by a pig than by a shark. Give me a small laser and I'll move the sun. Estimate: Two to four million people are having sex right now There's a solution to the equations of general relativity called the Aichelburg-Saxl solution, which describes massless black holes moving at the speed of light. There's no experimental evidence that these actually exist, but they're fun to think about nonetheless, since you can use the equations of general relativity to figure out what they would do if they did. – Dr. John Baez "'We are beginning to see how universes can be created,' Professor Harrison says [in an article in the Quarterly Journal of the Royal Astronomical Society and published in the London Times about June 1999]. 'A small amount of matter -- roughly 10 kg -- at very high energy is forged into a black hole. Under the correct conditions, the interior of the black hole inflates into a new universe that endures for billions of years and contains billions of galaxies.' " At most, he argues, human intelligence is only one million years old. 'If we can already see how in principle universes can be created, then surely our descendants in the far future will have the knowledge and technology to design and create them.'" In complex space-time, there exists a path of zero distance between any two points - “Our universe is probably a black hole…it meets all of the [mathematical] criteria. If you want to know what it looks like inside of a black hole, just look around your room.” Dr. Michio Kaku Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from bad decisions. Look at a dog, and picture him wearing spike heels with a LONG foot. What you are calling his knee is really his ankle! Don't teach a pig to sing…it wastes your time and annoys the pig. "The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." Albert Einstein "In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." ---Martin Luther King, Jr The reasonable man adapts to the world around him, while the unreasonable person tries to change the world to suit him. Conclusion: Change only occurs because of unreasonable people. Beware the fury of a patient man." If you continue on your present course you will likely end up where you are going. – an ancient Chinese proverb.
