To have/get a trade deal with (someone or an entity)

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    Donald Trump claimed that India wants to have a trade deal with America primarily to keep him happy. During his White House news conference on Monday, October 1, 2018, Trump referred India as a “tariff king” and reiterated his allegations that New Delhi has a high tariff rate on various American products.

    In view of this, I coin the expression "to have/get a trade deal with (someone or an entity, e.g. a country)” as an idiom to denote “primarily to keep someone or an entity happy”. The following sentences show how to use the new expression:

    (a) As the hungry baby was crying in the cradle, the anxious mother rushed to have a trade deal with him by feeding him.

    (b) As the jealous husband was angry with his wife for smiling at every man she met, the woman had a trade deal with him by promising to smile at him only.

    (c) As the president failed to get a trade deal with his people, he was voted out in the next election.

    (d) The man asked his girlfriend, "Do you want a trade deal with me now?" His girlfriend replied angrily: "Stop kidding! It's not party time but parting time. I am going to marry my new boyfriend next week."

    (e) The sadistic husband asked his wife: "Are you ready to have a trade deal with me tonight?" His wife retorted: "I have enough of your domestic violence. I am going to hit back tonight."

    (f) The bully asked his victim: "From today onwards, I am going to double my protection fees. Are you ready to have a trade deal with me by paying me your new monthly protection fee of $200 now?"

    His victim replied: "I have been learning kungfu secretly under Bruce Lee for the past six months. Now I want you to have a trade deal with me by paying me a monthly protection fee of $300 instead, otherwise I shall break your neck with my powerful kungfu chop."

    (g) The king spoke to his people on television: "My fellow countrymen, ask not what your country can do to have a trade deal with you, ask what you can do to have a trade deal with your country."

    (h) The hermit sage spoke to a visiting politician: "My honourable president, ask not how the world can have a trade deal with you, ask how you can have a trade deal with the world."

    (i) The legendry wise man spoke to his audience: “Don’t expect the climate to have a trade deal with us. Instead we should get a trade deal with Nature by treating it as though it is our sole newborn baby.”

    Source: https://www.india.com/news/world/do...-with-us-primarily-to-keep-him-happy-3358115/
     

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