Trump For Rushmore

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    VietVet Well-Known Member

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    Louie (Goober) Gohmert, himself a "special snowflake", has proposed that Trump be immortalized on Mt Rushmore.
    Since Trump is "special", the memorial would differ significantly in that it would depict the so-called president's rear, posterior, or gluteus maximus. This is to serve as a permanent reminder for future generations of the following truisms:
    1) The location of the so-called president's head, as in "he has his head up his ..."
    2) It indicates where the so-called president's speech comes from, as in "he talks out of his ..."
    3) It confirms the origin of anti-facts such as the electoral victory that never was, or the massive voter fraud that was all against him, etc., as in "he pulls that right out of his ..."
    4) Finally, it depicts the world-wide observation that "he is such an ..."

    Mitch McConnell, for whom a tortoise memorial has been proposed, promised speedy action.
    Rick Santorum expressed concern the memorial might excite male homosexuals (always his main concern).

    The anticipated visitors will have special accommodations:
    - Directions to the memorial will be in pictures only
    - The Visitor Log book will feature a wide selection of "X"s in different fonts to choose from
    - Descriptive recordings will use only short words, interspersed with grunts.
    - Bibs will be available for droolers
     
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    Poor native americans, they got already their sacred mountains destroyed to create a memorial for their destructor. Maybe it's time to realise that's we should end to worship our politicians. They are people, manipulative people. Because you can't reach that level of power without being a minimum a manipulator and a calculator. Who could believe that the worst of the people would do the best for the most . That's absurd.
     
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    You do know that this is under "Humor and Satire", right?
    Apparently you are taking this seriously....
     
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    Yes, I saw, but sorry, off-beat humour is not exactly my thing.
     
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    Do we use the young attractive Trump or the Bloated old one?
     
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    They were going to put Obama on Mt. Rushmore but they couldn't get his ears to fit.
     
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    The only place where Trump should be is on the backside of Mt. Rushmore, representing the asses of the presidents
     
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    It's time you liberals begin paying tribute to your great liberal presidents of the last 50 years. Oh wait, you don't have any, of course.

    Now all your Dem Presidents since Kennedy have been so awful, than none are worthy of being on even a food stamp coupon, let alone any currency.
    We should not be replacing incredible Americans that have done so many great things, like Hamilton and Jackson, with an almost insignificant Black woman Harriet Tubman. Until such a great Black woman, not Maxine Waters, Michelle Obama or Oprah, does even 1/10th as much as Hamilton or Jackson, then put them on a postage stamp.

    As for Obama, a sculpture made of bull manure in his LIEbrary will be enough.
     
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    The topic is the so-called president. Not Black women. Please try to pay attention.
     
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    http://occupydemocrats.com/2016/11/...ated-twice-many-jobs-republicans-since-1950s/

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/study-economy-grows-faster-under-democratic-presidents-than-republicans/




    HAHAHA!!!

    Democrats are vastly SUPERIOR than the Republicans in terms of promoting the USA's good. Too bad so many on the far right succumb to Fox network lies and continue to vote for their own worse enemies.
     
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    Look at McCain and Bush's reactions,
    I think they don't like it. :)
     
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    :roflol:

    Next up we need to consider the Trump "library"!

    Tacky gold painted surfaces with faux "marble" floors together with drapes made in China.

    The will be a putt-putt course "for members only" and wall dedicated to Trump University Alumni who were given their money back.

    The "Russian Room" will have scrolling videos of Trump's tweets followed by the denouncements by everyone connected with the intelligence services.

    There will a map showing everywhere that Trump ripped off taxpayers using his own hotels, golf courses, etc, etc including the costs involved.

    The tourist trap gift shoppe will be selling off Trump ties and Ivanka trinkets at below cost giveaway prices.

    The "Trump Brand" will be seared onto "rump" steaks in the cafeteria.
     
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    They were going to put Trump on Rushmore but could not find section large enough for his chins and gut.
     
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    Thank Christ the Ego is invisible....
     
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    My gosh. Will he be wearing pants?
     
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    I enjoyed your additions.
    Anyone else notice pictures of Trump's living spaces? Am I the only one who thought they were another one of Saddam's palaces?
    T A C K Y. GAUDY. Overdone. Gauche. Classless.
     
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    There is no denying the fact that Trump's taste is all in his mouth.
     
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    screwy louie is a special child

     
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    Golly, that guy is scary. What a nutcase. Only in Texas...
     
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