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Trump Loyalty Litmus Test

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by signalmankenneth, Sep 17, 2018.

  1. signalmankenneth

    signalmankenneth Well-Known Member

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    1. You would take a bullet or a dick for Trump

    2. Thou shalt bear false witness and lie for Trump

    3. You will give up your dignity, self respect and scruples to serve Trump

    4. You will heap praise on Trump daily

    5. You will defend Trump against the false news media

    6. You follow Trump's orders and commands without hesitations or questions

    7. You will protect Trump from all threats both foreign and domestic at all cost

    8. You will accept Trump as your personal lord and savior

    If you meet these litmus test questions, we need/want you in the Trump administration!

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    signalmankenneth, Sep 17, 2018
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    BestViewedWithCable Well-Known Member

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    Anyone who wouldnt take a dick for Donald Trump is obviously homophobic.....

    I dont know if I could even be friends with someone like that.
     
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    DarkDaimon Well-Known Member

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    You couldn't be friends with Melania?
     
    DarkDaimon, Sep 17, 2018
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    vman12 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Here come the desperation threads.
     
    vman12, Sep 17, 2018
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  5. signalmankenneth

    signalmankenneth Well-Known Member

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    No, if you went to prison to protect Trump you could whine up taking a dick for Trump?!!
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    signalmankenneth, Sep 18, 2018
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    Well........ up to you of course......

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    Bowerbird, Sep 18, 2018
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Nonnie, Sep 19, 2018
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    Jonsa Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Amazing how upset some people can get at humor and satire. Its like they think it actually factual.
     
    Jonsa, Sep 19, 2018
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    Bowerbird, Sep 19, 2018
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Lol, it's under humour so I added to it.
     
    Nonnie, Sep 19, 2018
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    Alf also liked grabbing *****...

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    Actually Alf liked to eat *****. I'd bet the only ones eating Melania's are secret service agents.
     
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    And funny how those same people create threads that have even worse commentary about progressives. But that's ok in their minds.

    Double standards, much???
     
    Mr_Truth, Sep 19, 2018
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    vman12, Sep 19, 2018
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    At least she has one, unlike the last occupant.
     
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    ocean515 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Probably a bit sensitive to the constant flame baiting from people trolling from the hard left.
     
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    No, they can get upset because it is crude and scornful. Everyone will get upset at some humor, but it differs from person to person.
     
    Pycckia, Sep 19, 2018
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    5th grade level ....
     
    Seth Bullock, Sep 19, 2018
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    The births of her two daughters must have really been painful. Tiny little kidney stones make macho men weep, imagine passing a baby.
     
    StillBlue, Sep 20, 2018
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    Yeah there's no other way to get children.
     
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    Why are Lefturds so interested in Trump's penis? :confused:
     
    Ritter, Sep 26, 2018
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    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Omg, racist cartoon! Why is the cellmate brown? :mad:
     
    Ritter, Sep 26, 2018
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    Robert Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Robert Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I saw a complaint by a porn actress. Seems she has problems dating. Complains the men that she has dated are obsessed that all day long at work, she has to take these giant penis's and her more normal sized dates get jealous. She says they won't separate her work from her dating life. ps, she never hinted she would give up making porn.
     
    Robert, Oct 2, 2018
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