Trump State Visit to the UK cancelled...

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  1. The Scotsman

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    I was just wondering if now that the US President has wimped out of coming to the UK coz we don't like him....
    Gruniad
    ... if the UK and its rowdy folk are going to be added to his list of "Shithole" countries?
    Washington Post

    But seriously looking on the good side at least he's not coming and we don't have to spend gazzzzillions of squidlets in keeping pesky British folk from saying nasty things about the poor wee fella. Its always good to look out for and protect the special needs folk from the big nasty bullies in this world.
     
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    You naughty Brits you!!

    Imagine the cheek - telling someone you think they are a blithering idiot when he arrives there.

    Should not be allowed - you should tell him he is a blithering idiot while he is still in America
     
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    Signed: A female! And probably a liberal female unless I'm much mistaken.
     
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    We are quite sympathetic as a nation towards those with special needs and especially those with cognative issues so maybe it wouldn't be too bad.....maybe.....
    ON the plus side though....we have an ample supply of Maccy D's so he could have had his burger and fries just round the corner on Bond Street which is a quick walk from the Embassy in Grovesnor Square. Melania could have had a bit of time shopping with Theresa.... girls together in the shops....sheesh.... who knows what they would have giggled about.... at least it would give the poor lass a break from those contractually obliged hand jobs.
     
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    And proudly so!!
     
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    Can you imagine a meeting with the Queen. The poor old dear would have to spend the entire time trying NOT to say " One is not amused!!"

    Mental image of Trump leaving the palace with a Corgi hanging like a tick off of his arse and HRH saying " That will teach you not to try and grab any sort of cat like referenced anatomy whilst in MY residence! "
     
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    Meeting with the Queen would be no problem.
    She's got class.

    Moronic lefties trying to citisens arrest him would be the usual embarrassment to us, not to mention a queue of lefty politicians embarrassingly trying to score points with their student union fanbase.
    All the crap we went through to secure Barack Obama. Closing all the roads, the airports, welding down all the manhole covers. What a waste of time and money. Use the telephone mate. FFS.
    And while we are at it, host your G8 parties on a military base or an aircraft carrier in future you self important ****wits.
     
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    LOL She's more likely to ask him 'Have you come far?' She asks that of everyone she meets. :roflol:
     
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    ...:roflol:...probably no one would have noticed as they are both the same colour.....
     
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    ....ah but what about HRH Philip..... some choice comments from him no doubt....

    HRH: “I say what the bloody hell are you doing here?”
    Trump: “Sir, I was like so invited... like, look I got an invitation.... this invitation.”
    HRH: “Well, you didn’t have to come.”
     
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    Obama is black.
    Trump is white.

    Prince Philip won't be an issue this time.

    Plus no Michelle Obama to patronise the Queen. Bonus.
    I wonder if Ivanka can do any better.
     
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    Ivanka is so dumb she probably thinks that the Queen is someone in drag.

    [​IMG]
     
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    For all the good she serves she may as well be! [​IMG]:blankstare:
     
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    Leave t'ol gal be.... she's a grand old lass
     
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    Well she can afford to be can't she? lol But I'll leave her be - with her EastEnders, and Britain's Got Talent, and The Voice, and Big Bro . . . :sleeping:
     
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    And she did not dodge the draft.
     
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    Clearly no-one wants to inflict this foul-mouthed racist scumbag on a respectable old lady. You send everyone else to prison - why not this **** to his hole?
     
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    :roflol:......Yeah them pesky bone spurs... I mean what ya gunna do....
     
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    This lad must be a dram short of a bottle.... how can anybody NOT make money from a golf course in Scotland!!
    I mean isn't it one of those immutable laws of economics.... have course.....make cash...????
     
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