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  1. Durandal

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    He's made some doozies lately. Very funny stuff.

    Donald J. Trump‏Подлинная учетная запись @realDonaldTrump 15 ч.15 часов назад
    I believe it will be Crazy Bernie Sanders vs. Sleepy Joe Biden as the two finalists to run against maybe the best Economy in the history of our Country (and MANY other great things)! I look forward to facing whoever it may be. May God Rest Their Soul!

    Donald J. Trump‏Подлинная учетная запись @realDonaldTrump 15 ч.15 часов назад
    Bernie Sanders and wife should pay the Pre-Trump Taxes on their almost $600,000 in income. He is always complaining about these big TAX CUTS, except when it benefits him. They made a fortune off of Trump, but so did everyone else - and that’s a good thing, not a bad thing!

    Donald J. Trump‏Подлинная учетная запись @realDonaldTrump 16 ч.16 часов назад
    Many Trump Fans & Signs were outside of the @FoxNews Studio last night in the now thriving (Thank you President Trump) Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, for the interview with Crazy Bernie Sanders. Big complaints about not being let in-stuffed with Bernie supporters. What’s with @FoxNews?​

    I really like that third one. He's a lickle upset that his propaganda outlet wasn't favoring him as much as he normally sees them doing in prime time.
     
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    A couple more.

    Donald J. Trump‏Подлинная учетная запись @realDonaldTrump 16 апр.
    So weird to watch Crazy Bernie on @FoxNews. Not surprisingly, @BretBaier and the “audience” was so smiley and nice. Very strange, and now we have @donnabrazile?


    Donald J. Trump‏Подлинная учетная запись @realDonaldTrump 16 апр.
    No Collusion - No Obstruction!


    Donald J. Trump‏Подлинная учетная запись @realDonaldTrump 15 апр.
    So horrible to watch the massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out. Must act quickly!

    :above:
    [​IMG] What he had in mind, I'm sure.
     
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    Nice wall of insanity today:

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    The man has told 8158 lies during his first two years in office. I'm reminded of: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." How the hell can his base take 8158 in two years??
     
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    You forgot "and counting". It always annoyed me when Spock would say "in 7 point 2 seconds". Wtf point 2?
    It took you 3 seconds to say that. Was it 7 point 2 when you started or after you finished? By the time you finished writing 8158 it was likely 8163.
    Just a pet peeve of mine.
     
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    Donald J. Trump‏Подлинная учетная запись @realDonaldTrump 13 ч.13 часов назад
    “President Donald J. Trump is the greatest hostage negotiator that I know of in the history of the United States. 20 hostages, many in impossible circumstances, have been released in last two years. No money was paid.” Cheif Hostage Negotiator, USA!​

    Trump is "Cheif" Hostage Negotiator, USA! According to... himself? David Dennison? John Miller? John Barron?

    Donald J. Trump‏Подлинная учетная запись @realDonaldTrump 13 ч.13 часов назад
    No money was paid to North Korea for Otto Warmbier, not two Million Dollars, not anything else. This is not the Obama Administration that paid 1.8 Billion Dollars for four hostages, or gave five terroist hostages plus, who soon went back to battle, for traitor Sgt. Bergdahl!​
     
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    Perpetual ignorance.
     
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    Good thing Trump isn't in charge of anything as important a fire department.

    :|
     
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    Looks like Rasmussen has him at 48% approval today. Winning!
     
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    Down from their 50% approval and 48% disapproval of a short time ago. Losing!

    Looks like Reuters has him at 40% approval and 57% disapproval. That's embarrassing.
     
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    I think I'll trust the clear numbers over some fuzzy photographs.
     
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    No worries. Trump has that locked down unless he screws it up.
     
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    Trump ordered today that in order to help major airports that have gotten too busy, the FAA should immediately require that all planes comes with horns.
     
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    Best President ever
     
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    So you consider a thug who has divided the nation more than anyone in history, the best president. If it gets any better the country will not survive.

    You must really hate America.
     
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    The divider in chief who brought worse racist times in our country was Obama. From the police acted stupidly to supporting BLM over police? Obama was the most racist President since LBJ.

    TRUMP IS A UNITER. Trump is uniting the country, putting America first and Americans first. Helping rich and poor, making America great again. Trump is bringing higher wages, more jobs for people of all income levels and people of all colors. All Democrats can offer are racism and socialism.
     
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