As just about everyone knows the one thing most people give the Nazis is that they surely and without ANY doubt even being POSSIBLE had just the most DELICIOUS uniforms And they should've been, they were designed by no less than Hugo Boss Which got me thinking, the USA has what everybody says is the bestest Army ever was And the most rinkydink uniforms for them (with the exception of the Marines and West Point Cadets,) just about the worst in the world, do I have ANY argument there, darlings? I mean the most fashion I've EVVER heard from the US Army is the "Eisenhower Jacket", oh my and C'MON people Memory serves the only one to ever even try and put some fashion into the American uniform was NIXON of all people, who redesigned the White House Guards to look like they were at the Grand Duchy of Fenwick. It was purely AWFUL and no, that's NOT like PHAT or BAD. Darlings, it was to die for, for REAL So your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to design new ones for our Armed Forces and submit it right HERE. We'll look them over and everyone votes for a winner, then we send the whole thing off to Melania so she can throw it in a E-wastebasket, but at least it may inspire her. I mean, really, this is ONE thing I think the Trump Presidency should be known for, don't you? MY entry? darling, don't be cruel, I can't draw stick figures, why do you think I'm an editor?
