Urinals banned from newly remodeled Portland Building

So in Amsterdam they must be taught with "Visual aids" on how to and where to place the stream of piss.. Well little at a time we learn more and more everyday about how leftism is able to take hold in this world ¯\_(º¸º)_/¯

 

Do you have a urinal in your house?

 

Because you guys do so in your own houses too, is that right??

 

I've actually planned on it, just renting now, unfortunately.

 

Government officials were doing this? Surely not.

 

It was a joke. However, in Portland it would not surprise me. Those folks seem mentally ill.

 

How do we know that this is the reason?

 

How do you know that this is the reason?

 

Woo Hoo! We get to pee on the toilet seats!

 

Hmm, must be different in America. Our urinals in the UK have a timer valve so you can set the flush times and quantities based on the usage. If patrons pee in the toilet, most will flush after each per. An urinal will take many pee's before the system automatically flushes so saving water by isscraping urinals is really a fallacy.

 

That ... was terrible.

 

speaking of sinks, i used the urinal in a 'big box' store, didnt flush (who knows whats on that handle) then walked out. another patron of the pisser says "aren't you going to wash your hands!", whereby i replied "my penis is cleaner than that sink!" and continued on my way out. the dazed looked on his face, priceless.

 

I'm surprised they didn't choose to install urinals in the "ladies" rooms, instead of banning them.

 

They can always just hang it over the side. the U.S.S. Numbnuts.

 

The patients have loos in their rooms. Check out the women's lines at a sporting event. If men had to sit to pee, things would really get backed up.

 

There was a time not to long ago when there were urinals io the weatherdeck of U.S. Navy warships.

During the Clinton administration after the infamous witch hunt known as Tailhook, the left took their social engineering further by putting women aboard warships.

This is when urinals were declared politically incorrect and sexist.

The order came down to remove all politically incorrect urinals from all navy ships.

There was one problem...
Female sailors use 2 X more water for personal hygiene and when they pee than male sailors.

When the warships were built they were built for all men crews and ships have a black water tank and brown water tank and with women aboard the tanks filled up faster with women onboard the ships.

At sea no real problem, you discharge the water and crap into the ocean but when in port, thise hineydew bargesw are expensive especially in foreign ports.

After making a few ships politically correct it was discovered that the old holding tanks had to be removed and replaced with larger holding tanks.

To freaking expensive, the ships would have to be put in dry docks for months to make them PC.

So a new order was issued, belay the old order, those politically incorrect ships will remain politically incorrect but all new ships will be politically correct with no urinals and only gender friendly toilets.

The toilet and shower stalls....by the late 1990's millennials started joining the navy and millennials want safe spaces especially when they are taking a crap or taking a shower.

Repealing DADT made shower stalls a must.

 

welcome to the 21st century. America is evolving like it or not.

 

As if women don't pee all over the toilet seat in a public restroom because they are afraid to actually sit on it, so they hover above it.

 

By accident after too many beers.

 

yeah, it's mounted to the kitchen countertop below the window.

 

That would be my guess.

I've never seen an old bar or saloon from the 1800's or early 20th Century that had the tile throughs west of the Rockies. Seen more than a few east of the Mississippi.

From my understanding back in the day, you could only drink while standing up.
Unless you were sitting at a table.
Women were only allowed to drink while sitting down at a table.

Back during the 1800's there wasn't any real plumbing just outhouses outdoors.

Not all saloons in the wild west had rooms upstairs for the prostitutes like you see in the Hollywood westerns.
The prostitutes had little shacks behind the saloons that were called cribs.

 

Now that right there... that was funny.. thanks.

 

Everyone knows that urinals are tools of patriarchal oppression, thus no reason to answer questions regarding them.

Obey your government.

 

never see lines at our hospital, works just fine, men can be as quick as women, the fact is, this opens both restrooms up, so if there is more women then men or vice versa, it doubles the capacity

 

A better idea would be to put urinals in the ladies room. lol