I'm not sure these two are cut out to be farmers. If you are going to treat your animals as pets then you shouldn't be surprised when they don't act like you want them to. Also, what's with giving the geese away? Don't these people have freezers?
Yeah, he did talk about the cats jumping up on the table when he was butchering animals and prepping fish. Also they talked about shooting the Guinea fowl with the crossbow. Apart from the cats it just sounded like they had some very tasty problems. Pretty sure they must be city folks. Country folks don't complain about the noise made by their livestock. It's the same here on the farm, when we have my juggling festival in May everyone puts their tents up near the hedgerows at the edges of the meadow and then complain that the dawn chorus wakes them up at 4am.
Goose manure, which is notoriously slick, around your front door is a bit off putting. My Mum advised that ducks will do the same thing if not confined to a pen.
When I had my little yacht on the Norfolk Broads it was moored out on open water near the roosting spot of a flock of Canada geese. Every time I paddled out to it my first job was always to clean all the goose sh@t off it. Bloody things used to use it as a toilet. Could be half an inch thick if I didn't go out for a month.
The tradition of driving on the left goes back way before the invention of the car. Possibly all the way back to the Romans. All down to passing a stranger on the road with your sword hand closest. It's just a bit of luck that it is the safest way to drive. Bloody Napoleon screwing things up, as usual...
