Are you too young to remember Dred Zeppelin? It's a mixture of cheesy fat Elvis, Led Zeppelin songs, and reggae.
This post was edited by senoritazhao at 2018-1-28 12:30 From potentially life-saving robots (think medical and dental), to lawbreaking ones made by a tout and online fraudsters, the machines are on the rise as we enter 2018. 1. Chinese dating apps shut after ‘sexy girl’ chats found to be run by robots Police shut down a variety of dating apps in China after it was discovered that the “sexy girls” advertised for customers to chat with were actually artificial intelligence computer programs. The cases involved hundreds of thousands of customers and the fraud amounted to more than 1 billion yuan (US$154 million). More than 600 suspects have been arrested. Other scams involved customers paying to watch videos with sexual content, but they were unable to load and view the films.
I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Cost me 6 stitches...but, When you're seventy................who cares? I went to the drug store and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please." Lady Clerk:"Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" I said "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....." When you're seventy.............who cares? I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you." Cost me a fat lip, but... When you're seventy..............who cares? I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts. "Really" she said, "Go on then... Try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?" I said, "Yesterday." Cost me a kick in the nuts, but... When you're seventy...............who cares? I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. When you're seventy..............who cares? I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?" I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." Cost me 6 more stitches, but... When you're seventy...............who cares? "Count your life by smiles, not tears, count your age by friends, not years, and remember We do not quit playing because we grow old.... We grow old because we quit playing" THANKS to our dear friend Lois.
New Yorker Michel Pierre, 58, is so afraid of his toilet that he uses a rope tied to the tank’s handle to flush the commode from a safe distance while standing outside his Brooklyn co-op’s bathroom. He has good reason to fear the porcelain throne. On October 2, 2013, he and three other tenants of the 19-story-tall Caton Tower development in Flatbush were injured by “powerful blasts from their bowls.” It took 30 stitches to close the wounds the porcelain shrapnel caused to Pierre’s head, arms, and legs. Knocked unconscious, he awoke covered in his own blood. The water had been turned off to allow a plumbing contractor to install a backflow prevention valve. It’s believed a buildup of air pressure inside the pipes caused the explosions. Pierre is suing the building’s management company. His lawyer said his client is entitled to receive damages for his injuries. “Toilets are supposed to flush, not explode,” the attorney said. What happened to Pierre could have happened to millions of other Americans and Canadians. In August 2012, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission and Health Canada issued a voluntary recall of toilets manufactured by Flushmate after the company received 304 reports concerning the dangerous commodes. The recall warned of “laceration hazards.” The toilet’s vessel weld seam could burst, allowing the release of enough pressure to shatter the tank and send the lid flying, possibly causing injuries and property damage. Flushmate voluntarily cooperated in the recall.[8]
