We're All Gonna Die !

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  1. flounder

    flounder In Memoriam Past Donor

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    I cant imagine why some super intelligent aliens would want to invade us. Millions of other planets out there and no doubt with a atmosphere better suited then ours, and as far as eating us goes....

    I would hope they are advanced enough not to include fat and grizzle in their diets..., would seem to be more of a diet Pepsi, high fiber, crowed....
     
  2. AlpinLuke

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    In hypothesis, the specific electromagnetic radiations issued by the nuclear explosions on our planet are still traveling through the space. The most powerful experiments [when some military commands were enough "mindless" to make thermonuclear bombs explode in our own atmosphere ... no comment] happened between late 50's and 60's, so that the electromagnetic sign of them has reached a distance of about 50 light years.

    Still a bit few for a credible statistical probability that an alien civilization has detected them, but may be enough to be detected by an interstellar ship passing through this sector of the Galaxy. And if this is the case, I guess we have been signaled as "dangerous planet to avoid" on all galactic maps!
     
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    tecoyah Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The reality is folks....we have been her for a couple hundred of your years. The Xabors have been on this planet (in one form or another) for hundreds of millions. In fact the Xabors instituted protocol H27 nearly 65 million years ago when what you call "Dinosaurs", became self aware and began to chew up Xabors for fun...they decided then to guide "The Furries" in an attempt to avoid being eaten in the future. This unfortunately required manipilations that tend to force you all to focus your aggressive tendencies upon each other.

    Sorry 'bout that.

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  4. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Mass Drivers. The weapons used from space by the Centauri on a defenseless Narn world. Babylon 5.
    They left the Narn world with one helluva Nuclear Winter too.


    Moi :oldman:
    No Mass Drivers :rant:
    or We're All Gonna Die


    r > g


    No :flagcanada:
     
  5. flounder

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    I think we have forgotten the most obvious......disease...

    We already have people walking around with all sorts of Masks for breathing cleaner, disease free air. Many households have all sorts of attachments on their water faucets.

    So, while we contemplate some huge boogie man of the future, I think the fact is our ''Boogie man'' has been let out of the Bottle years ago....

    Yup, we are all gonna die, it will all end,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and it will be all self imposed......
     
  6. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

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    "The death rate is the same for us as for anybody ... one person, one death, sooner or later" Robert A. Heinlein
     
  7. AlpinLuke

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    There is a joke in Italy:

    an theater actor with a long career dies and his relatives follow his last wills and they write this sentence on the tombstone ...

     
  8. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    :omg:

    Again it seem da people are smarter than the gov't and professionals.
    People, ya see, have been hysterical and panical about Ebola
    when we are assured it is as hard to transmit as HIV, yet y'need those funny space suits
    and shouldn't hug Ebola infected persons. But, the gov't says it's as hard to spread as HIV.
    Trust the gov't. :worship:

    Well it was just reported on the news that it has been confirmed Ebola can infect through the lungs.
    Aerosol spread like colds and flues is what is happening with new cases at institutions.


    Well against our wishes they brought that virus from 6,000 miles and an ocean away to "us".

    We're All Gonna Die :eekeyes:
    More news on our impending deaths at 11


    Moi :oldman: <cough> <cough>


    r > g


    No :flagcanada:
    They coerced Newfoundland
    into Union.
     
  9. Aleksander Ulyanov

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    The actor Edmund Kean was being counseled by a friend on his deathbed.

    Knowing him to be in pain, the friend asked "Is it hard, Edmund"

    "Not half as hard as doing comedy," came the reply.

    Walter Matthau had a terrible mishap on a Broadway stage and was feared to be seriously injured. Tony Randall put a coat under his semiconscious head and asked. "Walter, are you comfortable?"

    "I make a living" (True story if you can trust the Tonight Show)
     
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    Well, thar ya go.....http://www.globalresearch.ca/ebola-can-be-transmitted-via-infectious-aerosol-particles-health-workers-need-respirators-not-masks/5408022

    Shocking Knucklehead got it wrong again, is there no end to his wisdom?
    Obama on Saturday stressed that an outbreak of the disease in the United States was, at best, a remote possibility. He noted that Ebola is much harder to contract than the flu and can be spread only through contact with the bodily fluids of someone who is showing symptoms of the disease. He also emphasized that U.S. health-care officials had established protocols to fight the disease and prevent its spread.
     
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  13. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Just load it up with neutrons.

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    Worth the click
    http://io9.com/this-real-physics-phenomenon-would-make-the-perfect-fic-1659796020
    any solid substance could be shot full of Wigner energy. The first step would be putting it next to some neutron-emitting substance for a while. It could be a natural source of radiation, or it could be human-made. With the material primed, it would be an incredible weapon. To set it off, simply walk it up next to whatever needs exploding, and give it a jolt. :icon_jawdrop:


    Moi :oldman:
    Life has a 100% mortality.

    r > g


    No :flagcanada:
     
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    OBVIOUSLY. . .we are all going to die! DUH!

    Being born is a death sentence. . .it is only a question of time, and no one knows when the time comes!

    And I thought you were a physician? :roll: :roflol:
     
  15. Moi621

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    This thread is for those who dare ride a hyperbole for a good time.
    Think of it as mental surfing for fun.
    Beware the wipe out when your psyche crashes.

    There are lots of other threads for droll discussion and personal inquisitions.
    Si?
    Where you been Sadanie? :blowkiss:
    Please, share a Chicken Little Alert or comment on another catastrophe to our existence as we want it. :wink:
    Not too serious. This is a "humor" area.


    Moi :oldman:
    The Sky Is Falling


    r > g


     
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    WHY WON'T YOU DIE ALREADY!!!:deadhorse:
    That sucks they got rid of the machine gun smiley:frown:
     
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    We all have to die someday! :)
     
  18. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    So many answers to such a droll response to a Humor - Satire forum thread.
    Okay. Here we go.

    1 ) It isn't about the certainty of the termination of my life.
    It is about it happening at a time not of my choosing in some catastrophic, horrific manner that takes many, many others too.
    Like it wasn't my personal appointment with Death.
    It's like being a nameless number on a list that is later misplaced as a passenger on Death's Jumbo Train.
    I mean how impersonal is that ?


    2) It's the Hyperbole. Dare you mentally surf a hyperbole wave? Warning: Wipe out may damage your psyche.

    3) It's our universe too!
    What happens to YOU when YOUR universe is no longer a cognition of Moi's mind?
    ' pffft ' And would you recognize the transition or just be part of some altered reality of another mind's pawn.
    Or, not "be" (inclusive of have been or will be) at all?


    4) Welcome. :woot:
    Please link us to a story of our impending, catastrophic, End of Time as we know it, story.
    And feel free to extrapolate in a hyperbole manner similar to the magnetic fields flipping and our mass deaths.
    Planes falling out of the sky when their computers can't take the pole reversal. etc. etc.


    Moi :oldman:

    r > g
    Real.
    NOT Hyperbole

    Although profit concentration . . . follows a hyperbolic curve




    Klicken der foto, or else. We know you have relatives in America. IRS
    View attachment 31562
    No :flagcanada:
     
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    Either way it's a dead issue. :)
     
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    Active Sun Unleashes Massive Solar Flare
    :icon_jawdrop:

    The huge solar flare registered as an X1.8-class event, one of the most powerful types of flares possible, and was captured on camera by NASA's powerful Solar Dynamics Observatory. The flare triggered a strong radio blackout for parts of Earth as it peaked Friday at 7:28 p.m. EST (0028 Dec. 20 GMT), according to an alert from the U.S. Space Weather Prediction Center overseen by NOAA.


    Anyone feel a tinge of genetic damage as some solar generated particle nicked a DNA just right.
    Oh you may not feel it at first. Don't scratch that sore or it won't heal.

    Death by Solar radiation was not in my life plan.


    Moi :oldman:
    We're all gonna die.




    r > g


    View attachment 32201
    They Ignite Solar Flares at Us.
     
  21. Moi621

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    Now this should really scare you.

    If we survive, would YOU really want to live like this?


    [video=youtube;18-oRTLIe3I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18-oRTLIe3I&list=RDXEaFLdK_e64&index=5[/video]

    They don't have the consciousness to envy the dead.



    Moi :oldman:

    r > g


     
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    Monster Black Hole's Mighty Belch Could Transform Entire Galaxy​

    http://news.yahoo.com/monster-black-holes-mighty-belch-could-transform-entire-200017319.html


    " . . . . A ravenous, giant black hole has belched up a bubble of cosmic wind so powerful that it could change the fate of an entire galaxy, according to new observations. . . . ." :eekeyes:

    Not only might we be sucked into a Black Hole or Die by some energy/particle beamed bursts at Moi,
    Now our existence can be snuffed out by a belch.



    Moi :oldman:
    born into a universe
    not of my choosing



    r > g


    No :flagcanada:
     
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    Actually before they flip they will break into several different magnetic poles and can be found around the planet before settling back into position. Would it end mankind, nope, cause many problems, sure, bit nothing that cannot be overcome. But on one point your are correct, we are going to Die, every, last one of us, no one is leaving here alive.
     
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    before settling back into position


    How will South becoming North and
    North becoming South effect my Flatscreen TV, or my Cell Phone.
    Will the light go out because the electric flow is altered. Those with a pacemaker, dead instantly.
    And how will this event effect our longevity, after the food riots and regional military law. . . . .
    Are flipping poles really benign? Don't panic.

    The World Turned Upside Down sort of speak

    [video=youtube;nFFoCnM1i7Y]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFFoCnM1i7Y[/video]

    Although pole flipping is a concern over Moi's untimely end,
    today's concern is Death by Black Hole Belchings. See above.


    Moi :oldman:

    r > g


    No :flagcanada:
     

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