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What did the unsuccessful Chinese stamp collector say?

Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by cerberus, Aug 9, 2018.

  1. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    'Philately will get you nowhere.'

    Get it? Flattery will get you nowhere? The Chinese can't say 'r', they say 'l' instead?? Oh never mind! :rolleyes:
     
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    HereWeGoAgain Banned

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    What do the Japanese do when they have an erection?








    They vote.
     
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    HereWeGoAgain, Aug 13, 2018
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    Spooky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering “Chun Yu Yan” over and over – and then died. I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means “You’re standing on my oxygen tube.”
     
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    Q: What has 2 wings and a halo?
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    A: A Japanese telephone, Wing-wing, halo?
     
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