Dear Joe, Apologies that I couldn't greet you in person but nowadays I'd probably get impeached for incitement to burglary. Here's what you need to know about living in this place. Secret Service Agent Clarkson can answer all your questions regarding security and protocol. He's also an off track bookie for the staff although he'll short you on the basketball odds. The drawer in the lower left of the desk sticks, jiggle it up and down to free it. If you're going to Camp David, don't forget to cancel the milk. You'll sometimes find smokes and matches concealed about the place, Barack used to try to sneak them past the old ball and chain. If you find weed it's Michelle's for the same reason. The seal in the Oval office is a fake. The Bush girls broke the original when they had a party whilst their parents were out of town. You might find attractive women in their 40s sometimes wandering the corridors. Bill had them all issued passes and a glitch in Whitehouse software means they keep getting automatically renewed. Never let a Japanese person in the south basement, GH used to go there to relive old glories and psych himself up for trade talks. If you want a soda always use the machine on the second floor, Ronnie had it put in and it still uses 80s prices. There are 2 life sized figures of Jimmy and Henry Kissinger in the attic dressed as Tonto and the Lone Ranger. no one knows why. And that's about it. Donald.
~ Rumors tell there was a free pass to Trump Resorts included with the name of the woman who runs the tanning bed .
trump always struck me as the practical sort, so i firmly believe the letter included a scooby-doo coloring book and a coupon for $2 off on biden's next purchase of depends.
Yeah, so what you mean is that Trump lost to a guy on depends whose cognitive abilities are not better than what it takes to color a scooby-doo book. Right? Pray tell, what does this say about Trump???
If something was written on that note, it was probably composed by someone else with Donald's signature forged.
Dear Joe, my greatest and most wonderful friend in the world. You know I love you like I love Kim and we are connected souls. Together we can rule the world. So after you pardon me we can start making our plans. Hugs and kisses! Call me. Come down to Mar-a-Lago and I'll hook you up after you pardon me. PS Kamala is hot. You be tapping that yet? I'll hook you up after you pardon me.
