What do women want?

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  1. AboveAlpha

    AboveAlpha Well-Known Member

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    You know.....ask me to do a Parabolic Calculus Problem or ask me to find where an enemy sniper is set up or even ask me where the HELL did one of every pair of socks I own vanish to once they were placed in the dryer and I can quickly and easily figure it out!!!

    But ask me what a woman want's when it is clearly apparent they have no idea what they want and you might as well ask me to develop a Unified Field Theory!! LOL!!

    Now I LOVE women....I really do...and everything about them both the bad and the good.

    But when a woman will sometimes get into this rut where she really has no clue as to what she want's....and as a man the first thing we guy's do is want TO FIX THINGS....and that goes over like a lead balloon....and the more desperate to help we get the more confused and irritated the girl get's until it all goes to HELL!! LOL!!


    Ahhhhh...man.

    Well...I still love they anyways!

    AboveAlpha
     
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    I don't know what all women want, but I know what my contemporaries want. For what it's worth:

    They want a mature, kind, funny, fit, average looking, intelligent partner who isn't a tosser, a poseur, scared of women (misogynist) or insane. If he's tall, bearded, and above average looking all the better :p

    Seriously, women who expect their man to be best friend and confidante are either very young or destined to remain single. That's the job of our sisters and girlfriends. It's absurd to expect it from men, and cruel to demand it. Stability and happiness only come when we accept the differences - be they gender related or individual.
     
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    Those things are not hard to figure out.

    What is hard to figure is when a woman does not know herself what she wants.

    AA
     
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    it's not that they don't know what they want, it's that they 'want it all' but can't have it.

    this is otherwise known as 'dysfunctional'. steer clear :)
     
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    This is where mind reading skills come in handy.:grin:
    Know when to offer advice, when to just listen. Always be supportive. If you take on the task of fixing it...handle with care.

    Easy peasy! lol
     
  6. AboveAlpha

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    Well this means we would have to steer clear of all women!! LOL!!!

    Yeah....I can't do that.

    AA

    - - - Updated - - -

    Yep.

    Listen.

    When a woman tells you she want's to discuss something with you it does not mean she want's a two way conversation!! LOL!!

    AA
     
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    I've found that 'wanting it all' is a feature of younger women. Most women my age (50 ish) are well past 'wanting it all'. We want a healthy and decent companion who pulls his weight and knows how to laugh, basically. We don't expect him to be a mind reader, nor to listen to our every gripe and grievance - but we do expect him to be reasonably kind, and nod once in a while before returning to his gaze to the cricket/football.
     
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    Well....I would agree with most of that but no matter what age a woman is....they all have that time where they are unsure of what they want and the best a guy can do is ride out the storm.

    Hey....we as men have it easy so I do not fault women for being like this.

    But they still make me crazy!

    AA
     
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    Uncle Ferd knows...

    ... what womens want...

    ... an' he gonna install a phone line...

    ... so people can call him to find out...

    ... atta dollar a minute.
    :wink:
     
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    LOL!

    AA
     
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    take a closer look at some of your post streams grasshopper

    Have you considered talking with your pastor? [​IMG]
     
  12. AboveAlpha

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    Pastor???

    I am not religious.

    Besides a Pastor is the LAST person I would ask!! LOL!!

    AA
     
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    Shoes.
     
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    I would think that women would want a world where they could tell men what they want without being judged or shamed for it. A woman who wants sex is considered a slut, while a woman who doesn't is in the "friend zone". A woman who doesn't want to get married and have children is a spinster while a woman who does is just a slave to her biological clock. Worse of all, if a woman who actually stands up and tells a man what she wants is considered a shrew or a (*)(*)(*)(*)(*). Any wonder why women don't seem to know what they want?
     
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    :roll: it's simple...

    We want larger handbags
    We want to remember our sunglasses are on top of our head
    We want to have something to wear… always and shoes to match
    We want to hear “your ass looks great in this” EVERY DAY
    We want men to carry the “secret dictionary for women” to translate words like "fine" and "nothing's wrong"
    We want to turn left when WE want to turn left... DAMN IT!
    We want an emergency supply of chocolate and ice cream
    We want larger suitcases
    We want men to admit we’re never wrong
    We want to be in charge of the remote
     
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    I find that most people don't know what they want for most of the time. It's usually quite clear when it comes to lovers or potential lovers, but the same seems to be true for all friends and family, customers, bosses, strangers and so on.

    In my experience, lovers tend to want an emotional connection. This is very rarely done by solving the problems in question. However, it's quite uncommon for people to trace their feelings to that conclusion (and even when they do, they can't always word it).

    But maybe I'm just a romantic.
     
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    Like this?

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    I prefer this remote much better however
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    Spooky Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Thank god for divorce court and online porn.
     
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    And purses.
     
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    I'm easy.
    I want a man to clean my house.
     
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    Really?

    Obviously you're joking, but humor often serves to render an ugly truth benign.
     
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    Have you tried talking to her like she's another HUMAN and NOT another species? (Ignore the predictable sexist remarks denigrating women in here)

    You say you love "women" as if they are one thing, all the same........no one loves everyone...

    BUT remember it is NOT your responsibility to fix her life or her sink, it is not your responsibility to make her happy, that is her responsibility.
     
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    Well I prefer my home cleaned by girls wearing skimpy outfits.

    You might think I am just being a guy and saying that but....that really is how I get my home cleaned.

    AA
     
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    WOW!!

    Well you certainly are making a very big assumption about me!! LOL!!

    You actually assume I don't talk to the women in my life as if they were another human being???

    Look....perhaps it's because you look at my forum name and I guess I can understand how a woman might read AboveAlpha and think...."Well....this guy is an egotistical, macho, self centered, over the top, experienced with women......CAD who treats women as if they were property and as if they had no minds of their own."

    Well...I can tell you this.....of all that...I do not treat women as if they were property and as if they had no minds of their own.

    The rest of it...well yeah that's probably true.

    AA
     
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