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What do you call a lawyer who graduated with a 2.0 grade average?

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  1. Kyklos

    Kyklos Well-Known Member Donor

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    ...an inmate.

    Micheal Cohen, The Don Trump's lawyer, used to tell a joke about his law school grade: “What do you call a lawyer who graduated with a 2.0? ...Counselor.

    Dear Donald Trump...urine trouble now!
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    Kyklos Well-Known Member Donor

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    So report is he is being investigated for his own business dealings and zero emails between him and Trump.
     
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    Kyklos Well-Known Member Donor

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    Because Cohn says his dealings were "his own business" doesn't make it so. Where is your skepticism? How could we possibly know if there are any emails or not--his office was raided only a few days ago.

    What about the existence of digital recording between Cohn and Trump? Cohn has never said Trump was unaware of his payment to Daniels.

    Also, Cohn said that he was never reimbursed by the Trump Campaign Organization, but didn't say anything about Trump himself. I think we are going to find out soon.

    Michael Cohen’s Porn Star Payment Just Left Trump Open to Criminal Charges
     
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    2.0? Public defender, scant shingle, dumpy office.
     
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    Who, me?

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    you may also call him an incompetent vice president who was king of malaprops:


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    former VP Danny (not so bright) Quayle
     
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    And the left thinks someone that claims there are 57 states and one to go is brilliant. Liberal logic 101.
     
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    President Obama, in an exchange with Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, stated: “On all these issues, but particularly missile defense, this can be solved, but it’s important for him [incoming Russian President Vladimir Putin] to give me space.” “This is my last election,” he continued. “After my election I have more flexibility.” In Seoul, SK.
     
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    and the right worships a delusional who imagines there are WMD on the verge of landing in Manhattan and Washington DC

    Conservative illogic 666
     
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    Can’t deal with truth so you rant something you made up. Liberal logic 101.
     
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    LOL!

    here's your hero addressing the issue of his imaginary WMD:


    http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/index.php?pid=63713andst=andst1


    Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised ... it has aided, trained, and harbored terrorists, including operatives of Al Qaida



    Those are the words of your hero traitor Bush who ignored the IAEA's truth when it said WMD did not exist. Further, it was no secret that Saddam was at war with al-Qaeda, not allied with it like the traitor said.
     
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    Of course you ignore the reports if removal to Syria of weapons.
     
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    Yeah I remember your hero John Bolton saying that it happened. Naturally, the liar never presented any evidence of his claim.
     
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