What is next? Women who hate the word panties!

The ladies complain it is all a patriarchy thing...using the word panties. They want them called underwear now.

The patriarchy is the rule ladies. Without patriarchy you would all be taken over as sex slaves by China or Russia.

So don't get your panties all bunched up worrying about it ladies!

 

Some of us don't wear panties.

It creates unseemly lines in the tight jeans we wear.

 

There's only one animal in the animal kingdom that's comfortable in a matriarchy. That's the hyena. Hyenas are some very twisted animals that eat rotten meat and rival with the vultures.

And that's not the only thing. Hyenas are something like hermaphrodites.

The genitalia of the female hyena closely resembles that of the male; the clitoris is shaped and positioned like a penis, a pseudo-penis, and is capable of erection. The female also possesses no external vagina (vaginal opening), as the labia are fused to form a pseudo-scrotum.

 

Spooky, you are a bad girl!

 

Kangaroo's have three vaginas.

 

Three vaginas is always better than a vagina and a man's c**k.

 

I don't know, I tend to prefer the latter.

 

What's next

Women objecting to being grabbed by the *****?

 

Those whose vulvas were grabbed by Trump seem not to care!

 

Is gragging nicer than grabbing? Lols!

 

Well ya live and learn?

 

There ya go.....the two finger typist strikes yet again! It will happen often.

 

Go and take a cold shower this minute!

 

Doesn't have quite the same ring as 'Don't get yer knickers in a twist.' does it?

 

I thought it was 'knickers in a knot.' Oh well.

 

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/to-get-your-knickers-in-a-twist

But I like the alliterative 'knot' better.

 

Why is it that pretty much everyone who makes a feminism bashing or in other ways derogatory thread about women are always the guys who live in mommys basement and have no experience with the women they biatch about?

 

And why is that pretty much everyone who supports feminism and thinks he's the Alpha, always ends up to be the biggest Beta mangina?

 

Well, if they can double as a cover for your outdoor grill, panties probably isnt what they should be called.

 

I have no idea, considering my avatar is me, my wife is an accomplished buxom blonde, I played in metal bands and have never had the slightest issue with women.

 

Well he is a notorious big tipper. Even Stormy Daniels admitted that much about him.

 

You probably went towards the 3's and 4's tops. I can bet on that. Or if your wife is hot, she's pulling your strings hard. "Honey, can I go outside and watch a game with the boys?" We all know how it starts, and how it ends.

 

….Uh...sure, whatever you say there Bulgari Boy.

 

Sing me a song. La La, La La La.
Living in the La La Land, some are.

 

I never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference nor will I visit their home in La la.