I have 3 lovable rescue dogs-a12 pounder, a 45 pounder, and a 75 pounder. The 12 pounder is an "A" personality and is in charge.
That's all? Dang, I spend that in 6 months feeding my cats, and that's to supplement what they go and catch themselves!
I can't remember what the above was in response to. Must've been a brain-fart - forget I ever said it?
I didn't actually elect to have any of my pets. The ex couldn't take em when she left. So they're mine now. I enjoy the cat. Im looking forward to the rest of em either escaping or dying (the chinchilla was at its supposed max life expectancy when we got it... 3 years ago). If the goldfish get any bigger, I might eat em (jk).
It'll probably live to 100 just to spite you? Go for it - with a few chips (fries?) and some salt and vinegar? They'll probably taste like sprats, I shouldn't wonder.
Ive heard theres recipes that make carp palatible (goldfish are basically carp), but its likely beyond my capabilities. I don't bake.
Y'don't bake fish, you dip them into batter and deep-fry 'em in oil. All that lovely crispy batter . . .