Emily Litella: What’s all this fuss I keep hearing about Trump and emollients? I use them all the time. Emollients help my skin feel more comfortable and less itchy. They keep my skin moist and flexible and prevent cracks. If the president used more emollients, maybe his face wouldn’t be so orange. Chevy Chase: Uh, Ms. Litella, that was emoluments, not emollients. In the constitution, emoluments are any private benefits or gifts Trump might receive from a foreign government. Emily Litella: Oh. Well that’s very different. Never mind.
