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Which snack does Biden most resemble

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Curious Always, Nov 14, 2020.

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  1. Pants

    Pants Well-Known Member

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    Shortbread cookies!!
     
    Pants, Feb 7, 2021
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    Overitall Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Please be considerate. I think StillBlue owns stock in Spam and is trying to drum up new customers.
     
    Overitall, Feb 7, 2021
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    Overitall Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Sugar free?
     
    Overitall, Feb 7, 2021
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    Pants Well-Known Member

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    Spam is a food group in the same way chips and dip are. Can't find a place to put them, so you create a new food group, just for them.
     
    Pants, Feb 7, 2021
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    Pants Well-Known Member

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    Nah - then they wouldn't be shortbreads!
     
    Pants, Feb 7, 2021
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    Overitall Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I think I would have opted for the cakes smothered in strawberries. Although I’m not sure that’s an acceptable depiction of Joe.
     
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    Overitall, Feb 7, 2021
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  7. Montegriffo

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    He claims he doesn't, but just like spam, no one's swallowing it.
     
    Montegriffo, Feb 7, 2021
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    At least not without a good bottle of wine to wash it down. Maybe two to be sure the taste is gone.
     
    Overitall, Feb 7, 2021
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    I may not be able to get Spam here but I do have alternatives...
     
    StillBlue, Feb 7, 2021
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    Overitall Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Do tell. ;)
     
    Overitall, Feb 7, 2021
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  11. Curious Always

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    It doesn't even qualify as food.
     
    Curious Always, Feb 7, 2021
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    That explains why I never bothered to eat it. But it sure does sell like hot cakes. :)
     
    Overitall, Feb 7, 2021
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    Don't give him ideas, he'll be making spam cake next...
     
    Montegriffo, Feb 7, 2021
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    My husband thinks he likes it. He'll buy it every once in awhile, and then he fries up a slice, and I throw the rest out about a month later.

    I don't even like ham very often, but when I do want ham, it certainly won't be fake ham.

    It's like pretending American cheese food slices are cheese. Same/same.
     
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    What if you put the fake cheese on the fake ham; any chance of it being more edible?
     
    Overitall, Feb 7, 2021
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    Curious Always Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    If I'd been hiking in the mountains, and that's all there was, it would be delicious. Everything tastes better while camping.
     
    Curious Always, Feb 7, 2021
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    Never tried cake but a Spam pie will have you writing home to your mom.
     
    StillBlue, Feb 8, 2021
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    BBQ'd Boudicca for one. I had always thought Boudicca Celtic Warrior Queen was a Friday after dark movie but then I got me some learnin'.
     
    StillBlue, Feb 8, 2021
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    Never, she would have sacked you like her namesake sacked Colchester.
    Funny story, when she was a kitten I was working as a chef in Army training camps and we had a troop of SAS signalers in. Well their captain had a lovely cocker spaniel and I saw it charging across the grass in the direction of my motorhome. A few seconds later myself and a canteen full of soldiers saw it running back to where it came from with tiny little Boudica hard on its heels.
    Elite super soldiers my arse LOL.
     
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    Come on now, Spam did as much to win WW2 as the M1 Rifle.... sure wish I could afford a can, I'm limited to generic wannabes.
     
    joesnagg, Feb 8, 2021
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    Stale cracker! Ha! lol
     
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