Why Cincinnati, Why?

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  1. GoneGoing

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    Okay Michael Moore, pay attention, I'm only going to explain this once, and then the thread will fall down into the memory hole, so this is your only chance to learn the secrets of the universe...

    Why Cincinnati? It rhymes with Illuminati. Cheesy inflection on the end of the word there, you see? So of course it's a conspiracy. You know, every rock star knows if you shout the name of the city, you get extra applause, right? And you were warned about not blaming Cincinnati, right? Well, then what about Oklahoma? I'll bet that got your attention, didn't it?

    Of course, I'm not a Catholic, but I understand that as above so below phenomena well enough. It's goes all the awy back to ancient times, in Africa and Egypt were the apocalyptic civilization we know today began. Before that nobody really knows, wild speculation. However, if the Pope down on Earth resigns, it means something has been dislodged in heaven. Even there was meteor strike in Russia and so that only feeds into the superstition all the more.

    Now, the city of seven hills, you think that is Rome, but that is not Rome, that is the Cincinnati, and it's built on top of ancient burial grounds and everything, kind of like, have you ever seen the Shining? So there are all manner of time-warps in what not. The IRS scandal thing, that happened how many years ago, and we're just now finding out about it? Go ask Twain, he knows. They sure do love the riverboats down there.

    Therefore, and because the United States infrastructure is likewise oriented to the as above so below phenomena as the Catholic Church, the name of Cincinnati emerges as a token meme, signals that Obama's Nixonification process has begun. Because the city is named after a "secret society" which is named after an ancient Roman dictator who... resigned. It's why Presidents only get two terms and everything, look it up.

    Thank you for your time.
     

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