Why did your spouse divorce you?

1- Admittedly I only got a 3 month jail sentence so my experience is limited. How much jail time have you done?
As for sex, male convicts don't interest me in the slightest, I dunno about you..
2- Some escorts pose as lonely hearts on dating sites and tick the 'smoker' box, and sometimes hold a ciggy in their profile pic. Like I said, I could never fancy a woman who smelt like as trucker even if other men could.

PS- The sort of women I like are the sweet little feminine types, call me fussy but I can't stand the loud noisy feminist sort with short-cropped hair.