Cheese. Glorious cheese. Billions of years and billions of galaxies for one simple purpose. With all that time and all that space the universe waited patiently for something to bubble up from the mud and eventually turn into an creature that would eventually become intelligent enough to make the most perfect collection of molecules that even God himself couldn't have achieved on his best day.........cheese.
Michio Kaku, who coauthored one of the foundational papers on string theory, uses the word collapsed. So I guess you will have to debate it with him.