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World's Shortest Books

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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
    By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
    Illustrated by Michael Moore
    Foreword by George Soros ​
    ________________________________________

    MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
    & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
    By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
    ______________________________________

    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
    By Hillary Clinton
    _________________

    Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
    By Bill Clinton
    _________________

    THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
    By Bill Gates
    ____________________________________

    THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
    By Dennis Rodman
    _________________________________
    THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
    By Al Gore & John Kerry
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    TO ALL THE MEN WE'VE LOVED BEFORE
    By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
    __________________
    GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
    By Mike Tyson
    __________________________________
    THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
    _______________________________________
    MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
    By O. J. Simpson
    ____________________________________________________
    HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
    By the Minnesota Vikings
    ___________________________________________________
    AND, JUST ADDED:

    MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY
    By Barack Obama & Nancy Pelosi ​
     
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  3. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    How I Acquired My Great Sense of Humor
    by <Rule 4>​

    World list... (some dupes)

    19. Famous Italian War Heroes
    18. Al Gore: The Wild Years
    17. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean
    16. America's Most Popular Lawyers
    15. Career Opportunities for History Majors
    14. Detroit - a Travel Guide
    13. Different Ways to Spell "Bob"
    12. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches
    11. Easy UNIX
    10. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
    9. Everything Men Know About Women
    8. Everything Women Know About Men
    7. French Hospitality
    6. George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names
    5. How to Sustain A Musical Career by Art Garfunkel
    4. One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA
    3. Staple Your Way to Success
    2. The Amish Phone Book

    AND the Number One World's Shortest Books

    1. The Engineer's Guide to Fashion
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    THINGS I DID TO DESERVE RECEIVING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
    by Barack Obama
    ____________________________________________
    OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I’VE MET WHILE GOLFING AND YACHTING
    by Tiger Woods
    ____________________________________________
    MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS
    by Barack Obama
    ____________________________________________
    MY FASHION TIPS
    by Michelle Obama
    ____________________________________________
    HOW TO MANAGE MONEY RESPONSIBLY
    By Ben Bernanke
    ____________________________________________
    HOW I KEEP MY THIGHS SLIM
    By Michelle Obama
    _____________________________________________
    MY WHITE HOUSE JOB DUTIES
    By Reggie Love
    _____________________________________________
    HOW TO USE TURBO-TAX
    By Timothy Geithner
    _____________________________________________
    OBAMA’S HARVARD WRITINGS
    By William Ayers

    more...

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    THE GUIDE TO RESPONSIBLE PARENTING
    By Casey Anthony

    America's Most Popular Lawyers

    Career Opportunities for History Majors

    Detroit - A Travel Guide

    Hope & Change (Barnes & Nobel, Fiction Section)
     
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    I was going to post:

    MY BEAUTY TIPS
    by Hillary Clinton

    but your Michelle Obama fashion tips kind of beat me to it.:-D
     
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    Oh! I got one!

    Accurate Predictions
    By the White House Insider
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    LOL, I saw one I didn't post...

    MY BEAUTY TIPS
    by Janet Reno

    (guess we could use that one by several authors, huh?)

    :-D
     
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    Honesty Personified ~ Bernard Madoff
     
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    More short books by Obama:

    THE QUALIFICATIONS AND EXPERIENCE THAT LANDED ME THE PRESIDENCY

    MY PLAN TO REDUCE THE DEFICIT

    HOW I UNIFIED THE WARRING FACTIONS IN THE UNITED STATES
     
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    A Public Speakers Guide to Appearing Lucid and Coherent by Joe Biden
     
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    What, are you all 12 years old?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    "Aussie Comedians Thru History"
     
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    LMFAO!

    "Aussie guide to sobriety"
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    "How the Texas Rangers Won the 2011 World Series"

    :(
     
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    CAMPAIGN PROMISES I KEPT
    by Barack Obama
     
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    How to Conduct a Peaceful Protest
    by Occupy Wall Street Community Organizer Association
     
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    Courtesy and Respect for other Opinions from the American Right

    but I think it is overshadowed by

    Fashion Sense in the American Right - how to leave the 1950's

    And of course the old Teaparty favourite

    Black is Best
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    "Things I Won't Eat" -- Michelle Obama
     
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    MY PLAN TO PAY MY PAST DUE TAXES
    By Charlie Rangel
     
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    LOL! :mrgreen:
     
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    Congressional Swamp Draining by Nancy Pelosi
     
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    TERRORISTS STOPPED BY THE TSA
    By Janet Napolitano
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    The One-Minute Manager - Eric Holder
     
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    Ending Black Racism in America
    by Eric Holder
     
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    MEN I HAVE SLEPT WITH
    By Janet Reno
     
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