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World's Shortest Books

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Smartmouthwoman, Oct 27, 2011.

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  1. Nonnie

    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    No.

    If you're a normal family and love your kids, a kiss and a hug is healthy. Someone who would find that strange will have low EIQ.

    And it's not a question, it's a telling of psychology fact.
     
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    You raised the issue of inappropriate touching so not my problem if your BLOTUS does that and far worse.
     
    Derideo_Te, Sep 19, 2019
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I live in the UK, what is a BLOTUS? I assume OTUS means 'Of The United States'.
     
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  4. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Accomplishments During My 50 Years of Public Service
    By Joe Biden
     
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  5. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    My Great Indian Heritage
    By Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren
     
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    Co Authored by Al Sharpton?

    "Tying up loose ends"
    By the Clintons
    ...oh wait, that ones as long as War and Peace :)
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    My Successes

    By B. Obama
     
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    Modern Economics by Donald Trump
     
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    So where's the valid link on that? ::dual:
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    UselessPresident.com *cough*
     
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    Here's a shortie!



    Guide to
    Enlightened Black African
    and Muslim Nations.
    ​
     
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    This one would fit on a flash-card.

    Compassionate Conservatives of the last One Hundred Years
     
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    By CNN.
     
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    Number Of Socialists Using Their Own Money
     
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    Its code for "Clinton lost and im still angry because the media said it was a sure thing and I was over confident before the election and embarrassed myself"
     
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    That is in my signature!

    *** BLOTUS = Bloviating Liar Of The United States AKA Trump
     
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    Twelve THOUSAND LIES later and still counting establishes that I was right about your BLOTUS.
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I'm on a smartphone, signatures don't appear in portrait mode. I have to view the site in landscape mode for them to appear but then it's not really useable.

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    Landscape, crap.

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    Right along with, Number Of Capitalists Using Their Own Money
     
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    Income I have lost by being POTUS by Donald Trump.
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    list of capital letters in this book title
     
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    Nonnie Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Famous Sober Scots
     
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